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My Birthday (Joke)

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Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and po… Read More
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6y, 3w agoPosted 6 years, 3 weeks ago
Last week was my birthday and I didn't
feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
he barely said good morning,
let alone
' Happy Birthday.'

I thought....

Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids....
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word..
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my handsome Boss Rick, said,
'Good Morning, lady,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Rick knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me..'
I said, 'Thanks, Rick,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go!'

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
He chose instead a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Rick said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We?'

I responded,
'I guess not.
What do you have in mind?'
He said,
'Let's drop by my place,
it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at his house,
Rick turned to me and said,
If you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

He went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
he came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed
by my husband
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

And I just sat there....

On the couch....

Naked.
magicbeans Avatar
6y, 3w agoPosted 6 years, 3 weeks ago
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#1
lol
#2
Great
#3
its funny cos it's true :p
1 Like #4
MB its so good i cant believe its not true (_;)
banned#5
longest thing i have ever read but was worth it :p
2 Likes #6
i read it to myself and laughed so hard a little bit of wee came out !
banned#7
awesome
banned 1 Like #8
any pics?
1 Like #9
Wow , thats just what happened to me on my last birthday !.....X).............
1 Like #10
now i know why i say def no surprise parties oO


shopstilldrops
Wow , thats just what happened to me on my last birthday !.....X).............
#11
Nice One Magicbeans - I take it you DID have a nice birthday .........? X)
1 Like #12
ye but no but it was roger and he said ye but i said no and shirly came in saying it wasen't him but i said ye like now what i mean and she was the one naked ye you now and so does sandra from the newsagents who was saying like no but it was ye and then they said to billy to go and shirly took her clothes off ye and.....

is that how it went :D
well done Magic
#13
Joey Bloggsy
ye but no but it was roger and he said ye but i said no and shirly came in saying it wasen't him but i said ye like now what i mean and she was the one naked ye you now and so does sandra from the newsagents who was saying like no but it was ye and then they said to billy to go and shirly took her clothes off ye and.....

is that how it went :D
well done Magic


hahaha!! i think i should stick to copy and paste!
#14
luv it
#15
lol...nice one

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