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Black Gerbil1 Comedy101

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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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A Man ran over a women. Whos fault is it?
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The man's, what the **** was he doing driving in the kitchen?
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can you get an infraction for rubbish jokes?

Why are womens feet so small?

so they are nearer the sink.
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poor joke sooryy
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murrrr lol
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I am laughing.
That is your fault Black gerbil, WTF are you doin tellin bad jokes on this forum?
F A I L

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj41/TATTYPIE/DSCN4086.jpg
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black gerbil1
A Man ran over a women. Whos fault is it?
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The man's, what the **** was he doing driving in the kitchen?


LOL
i literally lol'd in the office
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haha i thought my blonde scratch and sniff joke was a really ****** but funny one....this just went to a totally new level lol
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Why do women wear perfume and make up?
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Becasue they smell and they're ugly :-D
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[COLOR="Red"]Why do people tell jokes?[/COLOR]




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Because they are not funny....[/COLOR]
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knock knock
#11
have you heard the joke about the bin?
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its rubbish :w00t: :p
#12
smithyp1
knock knock


whos there? Hitler?
#13
how do u embarass your history teacher?

give him a tampon and ask him which period it was from lol :D
#14
numptyj
whos there? Hitler?


Farmer
#15
smithyp1
Farmer


ahh
farmer Hitler :p
what did he want? lol
#16
numptyj
ahh
farmer Hitler :p
what did he want? lol


wtf....lol

farmer who (not the same when i have to say the lines for you !!)
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Farmer people here than there were last year !
#18
http://www.fotosearch.com/thumb/THK/THK091/V0038705.gif
not very good, mate. try again.
#19
that was as about as rubbish as my bin joke :D
#20
Look what you started black gerbil ...................
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Got any more?
#21
right...back into comedy class you lot....D- could do better
#22
Sheriff Waffles
Look what you started black gerbil ...................
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Got any more?


I will when I think of more:p
#23
Agent_Silver
right...back into comedy class you lot....D- could do better


how they got enrolled is a mystery! :p
#24
jadeywadey08
how do u embarass your history teacher?

give him a tampon and ask him which period it was from lol :D


That's just savage!!

Put me right off my jam sandwich...
#25
Jonster
That's just savage!!

Put me right off my jam sandwich...


LOL haha yeah its more cringey than funny
#26
how can you tell if you bf's got a high sperm count?

you have to chew before you swallow...
#27
what do u call a man with seagulls on his head
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Cliff.


What do u call a man with a spade on his head
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Doug.
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black gerbil1
A Man ran over a women. Whos fault is it?
The man's, what the **** was he doing driving in the kitchen?


Driving in the kitchen??????

You need a holiday, methinks.
#29
What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra ?

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Robbery with violins.
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What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise ?
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You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and comes back with last weeks newspaper.
#30
numptyj
what do u call a man with seagulls on his head
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Cliff.


What do u call a man with a spade on his head
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Doug.


a man with a car on his head....

Jack
#31
Agent_Silver
a man with a car on his head....

Jack


A nun with a washing machine on her head

Sister Matic
#32
A man walks into a bar with his giraffe and has a few too many at the end of the night the man is leaving but his giraffe is wasted and is collapsed on the floor
"OI you cant leave that lyin there!" says the barmen
the man replies mate its not a lion its a giraffe!


lol
#33
jadeywadey08
how do u embarass your history teacher?

give him a tampon and ask him which period it was from lol :D


Class, I like that.:-D
#34
Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment ?
#35
What do you call a man without a spade on his head?

Douglas


What do you call a woman with a net on her head?


Annette


What do you call a man in the middle of the sea?


Bob


These are from my 11yr old son
#36
Jonster
how can you tell if you bf's got a high sperm count?

you have to chew before you swallow...


see now that is rank...funny tho lol
#37
how can you tell if you bf's got a high sperm count?

you have to chew before you swallow...


ewwwwwwwwwwww!
#38
I went to buy some camoflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
#39
knock knock?
#40
whos there...

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