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skusey Avatar
7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman and an Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.



The Aussie fumed, 'What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen bloody minutes!'

The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never
seen such poor golf!'

The Chinese Businessman called out 'Move it, time is money'





The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the green keeper.Let's have a word with him.'



'Hello, George' said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong
with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'

George the green keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of
blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year,so we always let them play for free anytime.'

The group fell silent for a moment.





The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.'

The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'

The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000
to the fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls'

The Aussie said, 'Why can't they f*****g play at night?'
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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
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I lol'd :)
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lol :thumbsup:

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