I know you must be wondering what this thread is about... well its not that good but made me chuckle, specially with the situation we're in!!
Right, the drainage under our house is blocked... Its an old house so supposingly flushable wipes aren't allowed down. So for two days we've had a builder round that either doesnt have a long enough draining rod or its too blocked for him to fix. Now after 4 days of no toilet, or shower drainage my landlady left me a 4 minute voicemail, with muffled voices for half of it... the other half is rather harsh...
Our landlady is talking to her husband telling him that she's writing a text to us to say she's sending people round tomorrow to get it fixed, her husband then snatches the phone off her and says "dont say that! dont promise them anything!" our landlady is shouting back saying "they cant even flush the toilet!!" to which his reply is "dont tell them just say asap, you can do it later in the week!! say you'll get it done asap!" to which it cuts off.
Then we recieve a text saying "will fix the drain asap." In the meantime we have toilet water and poo running down the side of their house... lol