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Blonde Mortician

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A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. … Read More
murie Avatar
9y, 1m agoPosted 9 years, 1 month ago
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive,
expertly tailored black suit.

The Blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body
dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he
is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his
best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde
mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please
have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing'

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her
husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the
suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You
did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'

To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank
check. 'There's no charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue
suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased
gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you
left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his
wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead,
and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

'So I just switched the heads.
murie Avatar
9y, 1m agoPosted 9 years, 1 month ago
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AARRGGHH!!! Love it! :giggle:
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