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Bob the chicken

skusey Avatar
6y, 5m agoPosted 6 years, 5 months ago
Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber..

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob.....'

Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'

St.. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '

'Never,' said Bob.

'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell.....

'BOB, wake up. You s*** the bed!'
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6y, 5m agoPosted 6 years, 5 months ago
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#1
Lol :p
#2
tl;dr
#3
:lol:
#4
Bob the chicken

I though it was illegal to do this:giggle:
#5
hahaha
#6
hahaha i lol'd :thumbsup:
#7
as always skuzzed you made me lorff
#8
:w00t: :giggle::lol:
#9
raptorcigs
as always [SIZE="6"]skuzzed[/SIZE] you made me lorff


Cheers, crappyfags:thumbsup:
#10
haha. one of the better ones I've seen on here.
banned#11
Inb4 trolls say they didnt LOL.
#12
guv
Inb4 trolls say they didnt LOL.


black gerbil1
tl;dr


Too late Guv:-D
#13
very funny:-D

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