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APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, driving record, line…
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER




NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied
by a complete financial statement, job history, driving record, lineage, and
current certified medical report (including drug tests) from your doctor.
1. NAME ___________________ DATE OF BIRTH ________________
2. HEIGHT ______________ WEIGHT __________ I.Q _______ G.P.A.____________
3. SOCIAL SECURITY # _____________ DRIVERS LICENSE # __________________
4. BOY SCOUT RANK______________________
5. HOME ADDRESS _________________ CITY/STATE ___________ ZIP __________
6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?__________________
If No, EXPLAIN ________________________
7. Number of years your parents have been married ______________
8. Do you own a van? ______ A truck with oversized tires? ______ A waterbed? _________
Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, or a tattoo? _______________
(If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises)
9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?__________________
_____________________________
10. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?
_____________________________
_____________________________
11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? ________________
_____________________________
12. Church you attend _____________ How often do you attend ________________
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? ____
14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That
means I won't tell anyone -ever- I promise.)
a) If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded is __________________
b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my __________________
c) A woman's place is in the _______________________
d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is _______________
e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is _________________
( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your
head low. Running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? __________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT
TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,
NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE,
AND RED HOT POKERS.
________________
Signature (That means sign your name)
Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for
processing. You will be notified in writing if you are approved. Please do
not try to call or write. If you do attempt any communication before your
application is approved, automatic disqualification will result.
If your application is rejected, you will be notified by
two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases (You might
want to watch your back).
Do you still want to date my daughter?:
_____ Yes, please accept my application
_____ I um, no, I uh, think I have the wrong house..... bye!


__________ NOD32 2983 (20080329
fskinner Avatar
8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
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#1
wtf... keep er ;-)
#2
I'll print off the questionaire,might need it in 10 yrs time lol.
#3
twin daughters age 12
#4
My daughter is 3 months old and this sounds like something my hubby talks about lol
#5
their father is not joking either, he really means it
#6
dcx_badass
Neither was I, :whistling:


lol
#7
someones got far too much time on their hands
#8
best print me off one of those forms
#9
If you have a girl of a certain age then this is how we men think.



Printing now :whistling:
#10
oh god, my dad thinks like this. All dads have the opinion no man is good enough for their little girl.
#11
errr, everyone thinking of applying might want to click the "click here to download attachment of my daughters mother" link provided with the application form :whistling:

www.datemydaughter.com/mydaughtersmum.jpg
#12
Err...
if your daughter is twelve ...
and the person needs a drivers licence then how does that work????
#13
Love it!! :giggle:
#14
dj-ruddy;1821484
Err...
if your daughter is twelve ...
and the person needs a drivers licence then how does that work????

errr I hope you are not encouraging something horrible :x
#15
This is obviously American as it states tires and not tyres

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