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A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood erect. The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of the orga…
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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem,
as he was unable to get his manhood erect.

The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the
base of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there
was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an
experimental treatment that might work, if he is willing to take the
risk. The
treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephants trunk
into his 'old
fella'.

The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go
through
life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance
that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go
for
it.

A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and
try out his newly renovated equipment.

As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took
her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he
felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being
extremely painful.. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his
k**b sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll
and returned to his trousers.

His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her
face
said, 'That was incredible! can you do that again?'

With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure if
another bread roll will fit up my a**e'.
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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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well done skusey, very funny.:-D

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