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Breakfast time

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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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Breakfast time
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A little boy comes down to breakfast.
Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.

Not yet, said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, hes a little peeved, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a Chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and His mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

How come I dont get any eggs and bacon? Why dont I have any milk in my cereal? he asks.

Well, his mother says, I saw you kick a chicken, so you dont get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you dont get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the Cow, so for a week you arent getting any milk.

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, Are you going to tell him, or should I?
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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#1
Good morning :)
#2
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. “That’s a serious step,” he said. “Have you thought it out completely?” “Yes,” his young son answered. “We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It’s right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.”
“How about transportation?” the father asked. “I have my wagon, and we both have our
tricycles,” the little boy answered.
The boy had an answer to every question the father raised. Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, “What about babies? When you’re married, you’re liable to have babies, you know.” “We’ve thought about that, too,” the little boy replied. “We’re not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I’m going to step on it!”
#3
HAHA I need chearin up thanx
#4
Thanks, you put a smile on my face!:thumbsup:
#5
I've only just got that first joke! Very funny.
#6
littld;2647979
I've only just got that first joke! Very funny.


same. didnt really understand it at first lol liked the second

#7
Ok, i'm usually quite quick but don't get the first joke re the cat...

Can anyone explain...
#8
so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a Chicken. [COLOR=darkred](so no eggs)
[/COLOR]He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. [COLOR=darkred](so no milk)
[/COLOR]He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. [COLOR=darkred](so no bacon)[/COLOR]
then ..................

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen . [COLOR=darkred](so no ............? )[/COLOR] ......................[COLOR=darkred]do you get it now ? :roll:[/COLOR]
[COLOR=darkred]cause the father certainly wont be getting any ![/COLOR]
#9
yeah... i get all that (eggs products of chicken... milk product of cows... bacon product of pig...) I just don't understand how cat is related to sex...
#10
Thanks, put a :) on my face! :thumbsup:
#11
andyat2002
yeah... i get all that (eggs products of chicken... milk product of cows... bacon product of pig...) I just don't understand how cat is related to sex...

What is another word for a cat? Begins with "P". Also used as a colloquial term for a woman's...:whistling:
Good joke btw :p
#12
Scream;2649325
What is another word for a cat? Begins with "P". Also used as a colloquial term for a woman's...:whistling:
Good joke btw :p

thankyou :thumbsup:
#13
Yes, some people claim to enjoy exercise. But then, some people claim to have been abducted by aliens too.

It’s all very well trying to “talk it through.” But its tricky when most men would rather scrub the kitchen floor during a test match than discuss anything emotional.

Stomachs are not meant to be flat, I don’t care what anyone says.

Assertiveness is useless in a relationship where people stopped listening to each other long ago. Good old-fashioned punch-ups are the only answer.

Warm baths do not cure insomnia. A bottle of Muscadet and a large Jack Daniels cures insomnia.

People who “put something by each week” are simply not shopping hard enough.

People are sometimes curious enough to exchange personal telephone numbers for a clandestine look at someone else’s boredom.

I thought black was supposed to be slimming, but it always makes me look like the opening to a tunnel.

I don’t cook. I can’t be good in every room in the house!

What word describes the practice of being married to only one man at a time. Mono-something. Ah … Monotony.

Did you know that banging your head up against a brick walls burns 150 calories per hour?

Preserve nature. Pickle a squirrel today.

Other people are ‘types’. One always thinks of oneself as an individual.

The worst moment for any atheist is when he feels grateful for something and has no-one to thank.

The least one can ask an atheist is not to make his atheism an article of faith.

The trouble with political jokes is they usually get elected.

Vampires are a pain in the neck.

:p

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