Ok, I live in another country, and I started seeing this girl. her family are a bit special shall we say, one day I went to her family house, and she went out into the city and I was home alone for a few hours.
So I started cooking some chicken breasts on the George Foreman grill, and decided to take a breath of fresh air on the balcony. To get to the balcony, I had to go through her sisters room, when I opened the balcony door, her sister's bedroom door slammed behind me, and I was trapped. Why was I trapped you ask?, because they don't have door handles!!, they broke off over two years ago and a combination of a lack of a man in the house and utter laziness, they haven't replaced.
So I had to kick the door down, because of the chicken breasts cooking away, not sure what the safety device is like on GF grills.
Now they want ME to pay because I broke the door down, they said 'well it happened to you the day before' which it did and I had to open the door with a pair of nailclippers, which weren't available the second time, but so what???, you haven't got door handles for gods sake!
So her sis hasn't had a bedroom door for the last couple of weeks, now Grandma is coming to stay, they need it fixed and they want cash. I shouldn't pay for their stupidity should I?, should I maybe, reluctantly, offer to pay half?!