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Breaking News: EU Announcement

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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part … Read More
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9y, 2m agoPosted 9 years, 2 months ago
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.







As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kanhave one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kanbe expektedto reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languagis disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with>"z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in zeforst plas. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl..
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9y, 2m agoPosted 9 years, 2 months ago
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#2
Brilliant..love it :)
#3
I'm smiling, I'm smiling. :)
#4
Sorry dont understand!! Has anyone got this in German translation??
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lol i searched for so many different things and did'nt find these:oops: Expire if you like:thumbsup:
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ryancs;1980746
lol i searched for so many different things and did'nt find these:oops: Expire if you like:thumbsup:


nah it's cool... i just like being picky :) lol
#7
emasu
nah it's cool... i just like being picky :) lol


Its alright im the same lol i thought i was just getting used to the new search. Ahwell:thumbsup:
#8
yeh unless you use advanced search it really is poo :(
#9
not me :D
banned#10
it the dogs danglies news
banned#11
English Rulez

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