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Breaking Wind in front of people?

MissBehave Avatar
suspended6y, 8m agoPosted 6 years, 8 months ago
Ok , how many of you botty trump in front of your loved ones? Men do your women do it in front of you? Does it bother you?

Women, do you do it in front of your men? Does your man let rip in front of you?

Haha random I know but I am curious? :D
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suspended6y, 8m agoPosted 6 years, 8 months ago
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#1
if its gotta go its gotta go better out than in is what my granda used to say! :-)
#2
front or back?
suspended#3
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ed/Fart.svg/600px-Fart.svg.png
suspended#5
skusey
front or back?


Lmfao either! :whistling:
#6
Wherever you may be, let your wind go free. Be it church or chapel, let it rattle........! :w00t:
suspended#7


Great minds eh :thumbsup:
#8
random but this came up in a convo the other day, i was asked if i do it.....doesnt everyone? seriously?? lol
suspended#9
I always have in front of friends I feel like it's a special treat for them heh heh :)
#10
I do it either without shame, or with pride. Sometimes, when I've been letting rip of especially potent farts, I'll position myself in such a way that I can exfoliate her face with it.

Edit: Oh, actually loved ones, no, I'm as discreet and polite as possible.
banned#11
nobody light a match in here
#12
Rover........... :whistling: :p
#13
skusey
front or back?


:lol:

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0065.gif
#14
looool brilliant thread!!!!!!

oh yes is my answer - would end up in casualty if I held them in
#15
we have contests lol, and i do cupcakes OH hates that :oops:

but he gets me back by holding my head under the cover till i breathe his in :x






:giggle:
#16
Anybody else of an age where the freedom to randomly "exhale" has now an added risk factor..... the possibility of "misinterpretation"
#17
ilovepink
we have contests lol, and i do cupcakes OH hates that :oops:

but he gets me back by holding my head under the cover till i breathe his in :x






:giggle:


whats a cupcake??
#18
loupomm
whats a cupcake??


fart in your hand, cup it and release in someones face

i was lolling when writing this ha ha
#19
Heard about a guy who was in the pub but full of wind.

He decided to let it go sneakily in time with the music.

He couldn't understand why people were looking at him.

Until he realised he was listening to his ipod!! :w00t:
suspended#20
ilovepink
fart in your hand, cup it and release in someones face

i was lolling when writing this ha ha


I am really LOL at this! I've never heard that before! Sitting here laughing my head off while he watches tv , not knowing I wish to cupcake his face hahaha :friends:
#22
seriously tho, dont everyone pass wind? thought it was an odd question, then thought maybe it wasnt lol
#23
MissBehave
I am really LOL at this! I've never heard that before! Sitting here laughing my head off while he watches tv , not knowing I wish to cupcake his face hahaha :friends:


:-D:-D
#24
yup I do. Much amusement doing it at my hubby:)

Visited a friend this week and she spent all day every day letting off - fortunately I had a cold!

My brothers gf told me she has NEVER farted in front of him and they've been together around 8years. Strange
#25
zannaz82
yup I do. Much amusement doing it at my hubby:)

Visited a friend this week and she spent all day every day letting off - fortunately I had a cold!

My brothers gf told me she has NEVER farted in front of him and they've been together around 8years. Strange


my sister is TERRIBLE, will do it anywhere and is LOUD :oops:
suspended#26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0JTLFuNFVE

This kills me everytime!:-D
#27
What do you call someone who farts in the bath and counts the bubbles?
















A puff adder. :p
#28
Ok, hands up who love's letting rip in the bath?

Edit: looks like were on the same 'wave length' cannyscot.
suspended#29
Hehe but why does water make them more pungent? :oops:
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#31
thehitman
Ok, hands up who love's letting rip in the bath?

Edit: looks like were on the same 'wave length' cannyscot.


it tickles
#32
MissBehave
Hehe but why does water make them more pungent? :oops:


:lol: 'tis true
#33
ilovepink
it tickles


your just kinky! ;-)
#34
MissBehave;8091516
Hehe but why does water make them more pungent? :oops:

The water heats them up?:w00t:
#35
MissBehave
Hehe but why does water make them more pungent? :oops:


I guess it's as close as any of us will ever get to our rear's!
suspended#37
thehitman
I guess it's as close as any of us will ever get to our rear's!


I'm glad I'm so far away from mine :whistling:
#38
We had a teacher in Primary school that used to blame a boy called Johnny every time she pumped. I wouldn't like to know what she ate, the smell was always evil!
#39


Some of those guys were touching cloth . . .





. . . the old follow through!
suspended#40
thehitman
We had a teacher in Primary school that used to blame a boy called Johnny every time she pumped. I wouldn't like to know what she ate, the smell was always evil!


I will never forget school assemblies, all deadly quiet & serious & someone would always let rip and make the teachers angry, and us laugh :-D

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