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British Justice ???

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6y, 4w agoPosted 6 years, 4 weeks ago
Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.

This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money
instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them
every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct
that would be strictly adhered to.

The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised.
Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week.
Live in a tiny room and pay £900 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.
Justice for all we say.
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6y, 4w agoPosted 6 years, 4 weeks ago
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#1
I hope you've considered a career in politics.
#2
The Daily Mail phoned, they may have a job for you
#3
Upon retirement each pension should come with a rifle and a bullet or two, shoot some mps, get full board and lodgings as stated above.
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Have you people ever been to prison? I was locked up for years and it was no joke. I was locked up for murder- a crime I didnt commit. Now that's justice! On my first day inside I saw an inmate beaten so savagely by a guard that he later died- and it was covered up. I was so worried I arranged a trade for a hammer to protect me- but all I got was this bloody tiny useless thing, so that was no good.

I had the last laugh though- after years of working away with the hammer, I eventually dug through the prison wall (covered over with a poster) and escaped! Although I did have to crawl through a sewer to get out. And some say, all these years later, that I still stink... of redemption.
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playstation
Have you people ever been to prison? I was locked up for years and it was no joke. I was locked up for murder- a crime I didnt commit. Now that's justice! On my first day inside I saw an inmate beaten so savagely by a guard that he later died- and it was covered up. I was so worried I arranged a trade for a hammer to protect me- but all I got was this bloody tiny useless thing, so that was no good.

I had the last laugh though- after years of working away with the hammer, I eventually dug through the prison wall (covered over with a poster) and escaped! Although I did have to crawl through a sewer to get out. And some say, all these years later, that I still stink... of redemption.



oO I think you should lie down for a while .......
banned 1 Like #6
Oh come on playstation it wasn't that bad....you did have that sunny afternoon up on the roof drinking beers with your mates...and I don't believe you were innocent for one minate, you embezelled all that money off the governor after he trusted you.....once a wrongun always a wrongun
#7
Absolutely ridiculous
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playstation
Have you people ever been to prison? I was locked up for years and it was no joke. I was locked up for murder- a crime I didnt commit. Now that's justice! On my first day inside I saw an inmate beaten so savagely by a guard that he later died- and it was covered up. I was so worried I arranged a trade for a hammer to protect me- but all I got was this bloody tiny useless thing, so that was no good. I had the last laugh though- after years of working away with the hammer, I eventually dug through the prison wall (covered over with a poster) and escaped! Although I did have to crawl through a sewer to get out. And some say, all these years later, that I still stink... of redemption.

Started reading this thinking you were just a bit of a fruit loop. Read a line or two before it dawned on me.
#9
playstation
Have you people ever been to prison? I was locked up for years and it was no joke. I was locked up for murder- a crime I didnt commit. Now that's justice! On my first day inside I saw an inmate beaten so savagely by a guard that he later died- and it was covered up. I was so worried I arranged a trade for a hammer to protect me- but all I got was this bloody tiny useless thing, so that was no good. I had the last laugh though- after years of working away with the hammer, I eventually dug through the prison wall (covered over with a poster) and escaped! Although I did have to crawl through a sewer to get out. And some say, all these years later, that I still stink... of redemption.
Wow, that's such a good story, they should make a film of it!
#10
I know someone who did jury service recently and they said they had not seen such poor use of the taxpayers' money in a long time. The prosecution were so inept that although the majority of the jurors believed the man had done it and was therefore guilty they could not 'without reasonable doubt' say guilty as the prosecution had made so many errors, left blanks and just generally failed to make their case solid. So the man walked free with no justice at all for the injured party.
#11
Jumpingphil
Shame you can't "like" the OP.


Explain ??
#12
This sort of thing happens a lot, My three mates and I were imprisoned for a crime we didnt commit and we all escaped. Its not all bad though, we are all self employed now and a lot of our work involves recycling and helping out hot babes.
We don't get a lot of work though, im sure Yellow pages keep forgetting to place our ad!?

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