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Budget 2009 - A MinstrelMan Interpritation *Live*

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"CAR SCRAPPAGE SCHEME From next month motorists to get £2,000 discount on new cars if they trade in cars older than 10 years - this will remain in place until March 2010 " Great, get £2k off a br…
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
"CAR SCRAPPAGE SCHEME
From next month motorists to get £2,000 discount on new cars if they trade in cars older than 10 years - this will remain in place until March 2010 "

Great, get £2k off a brand spankin new one, which de-preciates upwards of 20% as soon as you drive it out of the showroom.

"JOBS AND TRAINING
All long-term unemployed under 25s to be offered job or training "

BG1, JFK, the remaining HUKD Creche and roughly 15% of the scouse population..... see you on the misc night shift.

more as it breaks.
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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suspended#1
It will work though.... 2k car scheme

• £1.7bn additional resources for Job Centre network

Pretty pointless when there arent many jobs in the job centre
#2
"HOUSING
• Scheme to guarantee mortgage backed securities to boost lending"

Here, have mine:
http://www.chocolatebuttons.co.uk/images/cbuttons/expanded_pics/chocolate_bars/cadbury_boost.jpg
#3
" £250m funding to help people get work experience in growth industries"

REJOICE:

http://www.dymaxionweb.com/kulturedrome/%20Auschwitz%20dwarfs.jpg
#4
CIGARETTES AND ALCOHOL
Alcohol and cigarettes taxes to go up 2% from midnight
Fuel duty to rise by 2p per litre from September

An excuse to stock up if ever I heard one!
#5
Anythin bout car tax yet as mines due :(
#6
MinstrelMan
" £250m funding to help people get work experience in growth industries"

REJOICE:

http://www.dymaxionweb.com/kulturedrome/%20Auschwitz%20dwarfs.jpg


LOL

Anythin bout car tax yet as mines due :(
[mod]#7
UPDATE:

The MP who makes the most in Quidco on buying Porn, plugs and random expenses items will be entitled to a £100,000 bonus and a knighthood from the Queen for the rest of this tax year.

Failure by any MP not to rack up at least £100 in cashback will result in them having to sack one member of their family from their staff and will be relegated to making up smear e-mail's about MP's sexual activites.
#8
Syzable
UPDATE:

The MP who makes the most in Quidco on buying Porn, plugs and random expenses items will be entitled to a £100,000 bonus and a knighthood from the Queen for the rest of this tax year.

Failure by any MP not to rack up at least £100 in cashback will result in them having to sack one member of their family from their staff and will be relegated to making up smear e-mail's about MP's sexual activites.


I lolled!

nothin about car tax yet: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8011882.stm
#9
£2K discount for a 10 year old car... 10 year old cars will be going up in price methinks. I think I'll invest in a 9 year old car and wait 'til it matures.
#10
"SAVINGS

Annual limit for tax-free ISAs to rise to more than £10,000 for over-50s this year and for everyone else next year "

NOW THAT IS A BRUCEY!
#11
I'll let my dad know, since he's been considering sending his car into scrap....he might be able to sell it for quite a bit now.....either that or he should expect his car to be stolen very soon. :giggle:
#12
nice interpretation, you could work for the sun/daily mail . .
#13
new terminology for the current crisis;

*credit squeeze*
. .
#14
Might go out and buy myself a £50 banger then crush it in for the £2,000 discount on a new car. Wish I owned a scrap merchants - business will be booming I expect.
#15
dinglebin;4999382
Might go out and buy myself a £50 banger then crush it in for the £2,000 discount on a new car. Wish I owned a scrap merchants - business will be booming I expect.

could you go buy loads of old cars & trade them in and get a brand new car for free ;-)
banned#16
cheerleader
could you go buy loads of old cars & trade them in and get a brand new car for free ;-)


No.
#17
FilthAndFurry;5000461
No.

:lol: would be good if you could ;-):whistling:

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