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My wife and I went to The Bath & West Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MAT…
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7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
My wife and I went to The Bath & West Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,


'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .. Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'



We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'



My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW, That's more than twice a week! ....You could learn a lot from him.'




We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'



My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day...You could REALLY learn something from this one.'





I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'
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7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
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Haha nice one.
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