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Buoyed with enthusiasm after the last post

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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
P L E A S E N OT E - S O M E A D U L T C O N T E N T





A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,
"Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear,
a man goes through three phases.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
Christmas tree?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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#1
very errr good
#2
Lol..
#3
How ageist - almost every line is based on age - yet in reality - we are only as old as the woman we feel.
#4
u forgot effect of pregnancy on boobs....not good!
#5
emasu
very errr good


PLS can someone explain the rules in a straight and easy to understand way, about which jokes can be posted and which cant?

Only asking because I dont want to offend, but I would like to pass on some funnies too!
#6
it was a good joke lol.. i just put err in for no reason
banned#7
Brilliant joke! :) Very funny.
#8
magicbeans
u forgot effect of pregnancy on boobs....not good!


are we talking 32a -> 34c or something else?

:-D

Know what you mean though, I was reminded of Gollum, "its hurts us master"
;-)
banned#9
i didnt think this one was that funny... not too big a step please champ.. i might get google images on you...
#10
emasu
very errr good


Just cant get used to these people changing their av's!

:p

Looks nice tho', better n' mine
banned#11
WantOne
Just cant get used to these people changing their av's!

:p

Looks nice tho', better n' mine


try this:

http://www.coolavatars.net/avatars/18/sootball.gif

http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2007/335/f/7/__Epic_Fail_Avatar___by_tailartz.gif
#12
Lol- Epic Fail!
#13
I want Bitty :)
#14
funny haha :)
#15
Hehehe
#16
emasu
it was a good joke lol.. i just put err in for no reason


Every linguistic choice by definition has a reason behind it.

Out of curiosity, why did you include err? I can guess it had something to do with your expected reaction of readers - given what they already know about you - when they 'see' that you have read the joke. Am I getting hot emasu, or still cold...?

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