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BURGLARY IN FLORIDA (You just can't make this stuff up!!)

skusey Avatar
7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was
burgled recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his
VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however,
was a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder.
(That's the way the police report described it.)

A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.

Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and
pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my
Sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained.

Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister.
No hard feelings. Have a nice day.

And you thought California was the land of fruits and nuts!
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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
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#1
Urban Justice:w00t:
#2
Only in america !!!
banned#3
kim44
Only in america !!!


it was only a joke :?
#4
that's quality!!!!!:-D
#5
what i wanna know is why in the world does he still have a VCR especially when he owns a plasma tv..
banned#6
A23
what i wanna know is why in the world does he still have a VCR especially when he owns a plasma tv..


fair point...
#7
Story not true, but based on fact.

Have a look here:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.asp

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