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vbeardmore Avatar
8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"



The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
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#1
OOoooooohhhhhhhh...........that's bad! :w00t:
#2
Naughty! :-D
#3
Was meant in good spirits! Hope nobody took offence - I'm a Practicing Catholic studying Jewish-Christian dialogue and interfaith relations !

Seriously – was just meant be a giggle – how come it was naughty / bad ?
#4
its not naughty........ now ur banned! hahaha!

its a very PC world!
#5
Funny. Stuff pc
#6
I found it on a Rabbi’s blog!
#7
Happy Easter :whistling:
#8
Now you've gone and done it! Just wait 'til Rev. "Ezekiel 25:17" Predikuesi catches wind of this.....then you've had it!
#9
hahaha i found it funny and totally non offensive and ive seen the pope!!!
#10
Isn't the moral of the story about taking your rubbish home when you go the country.......

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