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Burns night poem

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5y, 10m agoPosted 5 years, 10 months ago
TAE A FART - oh wit a sleekit horrible beastie, lurks in yer belly efter a feastie, nae maiter wit u dae abodys gona hiv 2 pay, even if u try 2 stifle, its lyk a bullet oot a rifle, hawd ur bum tight 2 the chair, 2 try n stop the leakin air, shimmy yersel fae cheek 2 cheek n pray 2 god it disnae reek, oot it cums lyk a clap o thunder, ricochets aroon the room, michty me a sonic boom! God al michty it fairly reeks, hope i huvnae s*** my breeks!
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5y, 10m agoPosted 5 years, 10 months ago
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#1
You spelled "my" wrong - should be "ma"


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great poem and hope u enjoyed ur haggis neeps and tatties!
#2
Haha

Still stuffed from all that amazing haggis

Yum
#3
Is that in Welsh?
#4
text speak, could never understand it :p
#5
Planting Claymore!!!
#6
Very funny :p
#7
Haha @ Fwibble

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