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banned7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
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banned7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
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#1
Tell her to gtfo


Nail her first tho
[mod]#2
Tell her you'll reavaluate your decision in 50 years time.........come back then.


Or just tell her you are deadly serious and not to make a fool of herself. :)
#3
dean3988
Tell her to gtfo


Nail her first tho


Are you a trained counsellor?
[mod]#4
Speaking terms?
How long were you together?
Living together?
#5
tell her to have some self respect and get over it or just be really horrible to her till she gets the point. harsh i know but the only way sometimes
#6
oh dear, a clinger :lol:, just say to her its finished, cant think of anything else, i broke up with my gf recently dont suppose tht helps tho lol
[mod]#7
bykergrove;5962718
tbh i've tried everything its like she's in denial....


Leave her there then.............she'll drown.

boom boom.



:oops:
#8
what do you mean "wont accpet"

best thing is to ingore emails/phonecalls/texts
#9
bykergrove
well i told her i dont see a future with her and so dont wanna waste her time then she just goes silent and pretends she didnt hear it and carries on trying to organise meeting up on sunday... it's turning pretty tragic

oh shes one of them ones, yeah she prob cry hard brah, h4te u bere time, i know dem ones.
#10
block her number, avoid like the plague, not hard is it
[mod] 1 Like #11
micoo
oh dear, a clinger :lol:, just say to her its finished, cant think of anything else, i broke up with my gf recently dont suppose tht helps tho lol


...it might help...I reckon the conversation could go...

Bykergrove - "Look, stop feeling sorry for yourself...micoo finished with his girlfriend as well recently. Stop being selfish"

Bykergroves ex - "Oh, sorry for being stupid. Really, I am. See you around".
#12
tell her like the song i'm listening to at the moment... "no more shopping sprees no more vip no more dough we can't even kick it no more!"
[mod]#13
Tell her you want to have children together.................if that doesn't scare her off and makes her broody...............tell her you are sterile. :-D
[mod]#14
Ok...last question before I give you my advice...

Post or pre-op?
#15
Just tell her, "it's not you, it's me". That always works.
#16
massmail666
+1 psycho's


lol yup
#17
dean3988
Tell her to gtfo


Nail her first tho


Are you single....

Give her space, soon get the picture, cold.
#18
Find another girl and make sure she sees you together.

Harsh, but I'm sure she'll hate you afterwards and not ignore it :)

Edit: Try and change her? Tell her she has to change, 'cos she's making your life miserable. Talk to the psycho.
#19
bykergrove
thing is she knows my fam, my dad works at the same place as her mum... its gonna get messy

oh god a very sticky situation you have there.

Two options :

1)ignore her 100%, n take the risk of things getting messy, v messy

2) go out with her for 2 weeks or so, then be disgusting, so she dumps you
[mod]#20
Can you not change her. After all, this is the girl you fell in love with 3 1/2 years ago....
[mod]#21
bykergrove;5962813


bro she can't even take care of a dog then she's telling me that she wants to have kids with me. I'll only practice with her... no going for gold thanks!


I'll lend you my 3 for the day........tell her you've adopted them, i guarantee after about an hour you'll never see her again. :lol:
#22
magicjay1986
...it might help...I reckon the conversation could go...

Bykergrove - "Look, stop feeling sorry for yourself...micoo finished with his girlfriend as well recently. Stop being selfish"

Bykergroves ex - "Oh, sorry for being stupid. Really, I am. See you around".


lmao
#23
show her this thread
1 Like #24
Hit on her mother, yes I'm being serious.
#25
easypeel
Hit on her mother, yes I'm being serious.


LOL!
#26
easypeel
Hit on her mother, yes I'm being serious.

I was thinking best mate but hell yer have some rep for that!
#27
Don't be mean to her.
[mod]#28
angelfairee
Don't be mean to her.


Look who has peeled herself from the bottom of my shoe.
#29
tell her you slept with someone else :?, i had a clinger once it took 35 mins of repeatedly saying "look its over", "we have no future", "we're finished" etc untill the message finally got through
#30
magicjay1986
Look who has peeled herself from the bottom of my shoe.


How. Rude.
#31
Kill her family pet. Focre yourself to pee the bed when you sleep together, ummm, I'm generally unsure, you seem to be boxed in there lol.

Someone help the guy damnit!
[mod]#32
bykergrove
lol i try not to.

lol i may just end up showing her this thread.


I will upload a pic of myself. That will soon take her mind off of you...:)
#33
magicjay1986
I will upload a pic of myself. That will soon take her mind off of you...:)


lmao.. :whistling:
[mod]#34
bykergrove
lol yeah good luck with her... sorry no returns or refunds.


...haha...fair enough. This girl sounds like a right burden!!!
#35
starsparkle2311
hilarious


Err, what?
#36
Tell her you're moving to Hong Kong to become regional manager of a new company called Deal Extremem :)
#37
You could always use the old IT crowd line and say you're secretly a homosexual and got with her because she looked like a bit of a man and after 3 and a half years of hiding away from the truth, yeh wait, you need a life after this scratch all that.

I say show her the thread
#38
take her to dundee i will hit on her big style she will most likely ask u to do something bout me, then you say something along the lines of "get stuck in there" or "i think you should go for it" or just do nothing, that should get rid of her :lol:
#39
massmail666;5962918
the mods are asleep, they will get him in the morning :evil:


Andy and ASB are quite frequently around at this time of the morn from my experience.
[mod]#40
bykergrove
don't get me wrong she's hot as **** and she's wild too but her mind is messed upppppppppppp

i would post a pic but that's wayyy out of order


...ok....ok.....I understand. I am willing (reluctantly) to accept merely a booby pic.

As I say, reluctantly.

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