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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!" He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs."

"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."

So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car
like that for fifteen dollars?" they said. "It was the lady up the street," said the boy."I don't know her name--they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."

Dear God," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."

So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but it seems he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn't intend to come back. He asked ne to sell his new Porsche and send him the money." "So I did."

(Are women good or what!)
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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#1
wish i was that boy or his parents.
#2
lol - funny.

love that avator kippy!
#3
lol...
#4
I read that this actually happened, can't remember where but it was an actual news report and I think she sold the car to someone for £50 and his motorbike or something too.
#5
worto03
lol - funny.

love that avator kippy!


thanks worto ;)
#6
guess who owned this car.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:qipwlDWCOEjWdM:http://www.steenchassis.com/steen_images/hall_of_fame/race_porche2.jpg
#7
kippy
guess who owned this car.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:qipwlDWCOEjWdM:http://www.steenchassis.com/steen_images/hall_of_fame/race_porche2.jpg


The bloke who came up with the idea for Twister???
#8
Mrs.Z
I read that this actually happened, can't remember where but it was an actual news report and I think she sold the car to someone for £50 and his motorbike or something too.

i hear about something like this happening on ebay...dont know how true it was
#9
hirst or tate modern LOL
just kidding i dont know ...
#11
Mrs.Z
I read that this actually happened, can't remember where but it was an actual news report and I think she sold the car to someone for £50 and his motorbike or something too.


I seen something along these lines 2, a woman sold a ferrari for 50p on ebay because she found out he was cheating on her
#12
wouldn't surprise if it were a true story
#13
maybe it's the same woman but she sold BOTH his cars!
#14
lol i love this one
#15
lol good joke :-D
yeah i heard about the 50p one too.
think it was a lotus which she sold for 50p on ebay, becuase her husband was a radio presenter and said he's cheatin on her, live on air.
#16
the boy would have been ****** if he didnt have the money
#17
kippy
guess who owned this car.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:qipwlDWCOEjWdM:http://www.steenchassis.com/steen_images/hall_of_fame/race_porche2.jpg


http://www.zanarkand.co.uk/ww/41.PNG
#18
could be! birdyboy. btw how're the chickens doing?
#19
kippy
could be! birdyboy. btw how're the chickens doing?


They are doing fine thanks. Plenty of eggs!

I will try and get some pics up and update the Chickens thread at some point!
1 Like #20
what u did for them, i love! always a top guy to me!
#21
kippy
what u did for them, i love! always a top guy to me!


Aww, thanks! :friends:
#22
sharpgx15
lol good joke :-D
yeah i heard about the 50p one too.
think it was a lotus which she sold for 50p on ebay, becuase her husband was a radio presenter and said he's cheatin on her, live on air.


Yep, remember it - the auction listing was hilarious, the conditions were that you had to be local and able to pick the car up within a couple hours. The husband had put her name on the car V5 so she could get it serviced and MOT'd (something like that) which also meant she could legally sell it. Very envious of the buyer who received it for that price, I wonder what he was thinking as he went round to pick it up?

John
#23
Johnmcl7
Yep, remember it - the auction listing was hilarious, the conditions were that you had to be local and able to pick the car up within a couple hours. The husband had put her name on the car V5 so she could get it serviced and MOT'd (something like that) which also meant she could legally sell it. Very envious of the buyer who received it for that price, I wonder what he was thinking as he went round to pick it up?

John


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/4122842.stm

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