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Cabbie and the nun.

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feeling bored + nowt to post so here's how it goes: A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She ask… Read More
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
feeling bored + nowt to post so here's how it goes:


A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'


'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' replies the cabbie.


She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that:

firstly, you have to be single and

and secondly, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.' admits the cabbie

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a fancy dress party.'
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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#1
:lol:
#2
ha ha! That was pretty good
#3
brilliant!!
#4
hahahaha tooooooooooo good!!
#5
mamamia7
brilliant!!


OMG!! is that a... foot? Is that real?!? :thinking:

Great Joke! :thumbsup:
#6
cdemico
OMG!! is that a... foot? Is that real?!? :thinking:

Great Joke! :thumbsup:


glad you asked coz i've always wondered too :lol: :thumbsup:

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