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Can anyone help? Looking for a medium size joke.

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Spent most of the morning looking. Tried Argos, Marks and Spencer and Tescos. But they all offered me Manchester United. But that is a very big joke. Read More
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8m, 1w agoPosted 8 months, 1 week ago
Spent most of the morning looking. Tried Argos, Marks and Spencer and

Tescos. But they all offered me Manchester United. But that is a very big joke.
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8m, 1w agoPosted 8 months, 1 week ago
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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/23/article-2544925-1AE9D6D900000578-834_624x599.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ba5zGesCIAA6i8V.jpg
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We must be like an itch that won't go away. Just can't stop thinking about us can you?
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Tesco.
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oh Shabs what have you done, this thread has the potential to backfire massively by 10 o'clock X)

obviously it'll be 2-1...to Utd :p
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amazon reviews and rrp, oh sorry, just re-read
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haha :)
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shabbird
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/23/article-2544925-1AE9D6D900000578-834_624x599.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ba5zGesCIAA6i8V.jpg

You can't hold a candle to this light entertainment.
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redcantona
We must be like an itch that won't go away. Just can't stop thinking about us can you?

Well you are playing tonight.

It's quite nice as a Chelsea fan watching Jose from afar. You're in a run of patchy form, you're looking a little unimaginative and you're going into a big match so you must be excited to see what Jose will come up with.


Defensive. He'll go defensive. He'll keep playing people who have been out-of-form, he'll play the same system and he'll just go more defensive.

Back in the day he used to be exciting, ruthless and tactically he was streets ahead of everyone. That guy is going to be managing your opponents tonight.

The biggest change he might make is signing Branislav Ivanovic on-loan and sticking him at right-back. Apart from that, same-old.

Edited By: HotEnglishAndWelshDeals on Oct 17, 2016 15:41
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Honestly, I'm, dreading it, If we win we can probably mount a serious title challenge, If we lose then LFC could possibly mount a credible title challenge.

Obviously LFC have 2 big advantages, Being home and being inform, We only have one, the ref ;).

Poor joke btw.
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I think Jose will just park a bus in front of the Man U goal like he did when he was with Chelsea. Hopefully a good result for Liverpool tonight.
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OK, medium size joke....

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform them if there is sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact: " Marion .... Marion ... "

"Is that you, Tom?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.. Then I have lunch. Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night when I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again".

"Oh, Tom! Are you in Heaven?"

"No -- I'm a rabbit somewhere in Suffolk."
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DarkEnergy2012
oh Shabs what have you done, this thread has the potential to backfire massively by 10 o'clock X)
obviously it'll be 2-1...to Utd :p
I have faith DarkEnergy. first time in a long time. 4-0 and top of the league I think. 8)
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