A 24-hour Canadian call center to help anyone having suicidal ideation has annouced that due to budgetary constrains they will now only be operating between 0900-1700 hrs, so having any suicidal ideation afterhours will now officially be a bad idea
But what about the voicemail, any suggestions ???
My version is
I am sorry we are currently closed, please call us to tomorrow and try not to kill yourself in the meantime