Caution...they walk amongst us.
From a man named Harry ................
I couldnt find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. Now, she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?...
Caution They Walk Among Us!
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: Free to good home. You want it, you take it. For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the
sign to read: Fridge for sale £50. The next day someone stole it.
They Too Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didnt want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, Does the sun rise in the north?
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, Oh, I dont keep up with
They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call centre. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call centre was open. I told him, The number you dialled is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
He responded, Is that Eastern or Pacific time?
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, Uh, Pacific . .
They Walk Among Us!!!
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but didnt think shed get sunburned because the car was moving. .
They Walk Among Us!!!!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. Its designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the boot.
They Walk Among Us!!!!!
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... (I wish!!!!).
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said,
Wouldnt the chain rip out every time she turned her head?
I explained that a persons nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!
While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
Just cut it into 4 pieces; I dont think Im hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
Yep, ..................They walk among us AND reproduce !!!