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Cautionary tale about sandals in Jamaica

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A married couple walked in to a sandal shop. The Jamaican said to them, 'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really intere… Read More
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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
A married couple walked in to a sandal shop. The Jamaican said to them, 'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex.'

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you into a sex freak?'

The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on the wrong feet!
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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
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lmaooooooo
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:thumbsup:hahaha, great joke, love it :thumbsup:
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:giggle: Great one!
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V FUNNY :lol::giggle:

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