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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
Heard this one the other day, has anyone got any better ones?

Boy - Have you seen my magic watch? it tell me all sorts of things about people... what's that watch?.. she isn't wearing any panties?

girl - Yes I am!!!

Boy - Oh I'm sorry, it's 15 minutes fast
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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banned#1
Yeah how could any woman resist such charm :roll:

Girl: yeah thats when I have to go to the toilet through needing to pee for laughing so much at the annoying little boy with the rubbish watch :giggle:

Or the quick response:

Girl: yeah **** off
#2
lol very good and catchy this is one of the better ones!
banned#3
Would it work on you muffin? Really? :o
#4
Foosball Chum
Would it work on you muffin? Really? :o

Yep have to say i like that one too. Could either get lucky or get a slap so will have to give it a whirl :thumbsup:
banned#5
darren9030
Yep have to say i like that one too. Could either get lucky or get a slap so will have to give it a whirl :thumbsup:


I think any chat up line comes with those outcomes. Although my experiences, when I was dating, tended to be that the slap came from the boyfriend of the woman I was chatting up :giggle:
#6
Thats a good joke!!
#7
Lol good one and I have heard alot worse
#8
isn't it from James Bond, but it's an hour fast?
#9
ive had "it not going to suck itself" while i was at college idiot lol
#10
babyxxxxx
ive had "it not going to suck itself" while i was at college idiot lol


Lmao, yeah I have had that one too

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