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It's Friday, so tonight is beer and out on the pull night. What's the best/worst chat up lines you've said or heard ?? Read More
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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
It's Friday, so tonight is beer and out on the pull night. What's the best/worst chat up lines you've said or heard ??
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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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#1
Lets go back to mine and play army.....

I'll lie down and you blow the hell outta me
#2
" would you like a drink? or just the money?"
#3
MinstrelMan
Lets go back to mine and play army.....

I'll lie down and you blow the hell outta me

lmao - I'm gonna try that one, I'll let you know how many times I get my face slapped :thumbsup:
#4
" can you help me? i've lost my phone number, can i have yours?"
#5
MinstrelMan
Lets go back to mine and play army.....

I'll lie down and you blow the hell outta me


ohhh fail . . . . . .a real lady never blows on a first date!!
banned#6
if you do it right...high levels of confidence, cheek and a touch of arrogance



you single? you wanna be?


always works for me
#7
Humphman
lmao - I'm gonna try that one, I'll let you know how many times I get my face slapped :thumbsup:



say it tongue in cheek and you'll get a smile at least, thats all you need to break the ice...... then feel free to put a barry white accent on :thumbsup:
#8
My face leaves in 5 minutes, make sure you are on it
#9
foxymissroxy
ohhh fail . . . . . .a real lady never blows on a first date!!


I'm from Rochdale - thats all I need to say
#10
" I bet you £20 you will turn me down"
#11
my hubby told me he was a dolphin trainer & a porn star when i met him :whistling: was really dissapointed to find out he was neither :cry: :lol:
#12
cheerleader
my hubby told me he was a dolphin trainer & a porn star when i met him :whistling: was really dissapointed to find out he was neither :cry: :lol:


could have been more disapointed to find out he combined the two
#13
MinstrelMan
could have been more disapointed to find out he combined the two


Damn beat me to it lol
#14
"your so sweet your giving me toothache"
#15
MinstrelMan
I'm from Rochdale - thats all I need to say


jeez nearly as bad as flint. . . .bit i know how them ladies roll. . . . . .
#16
MinstrelMan;4505464
could have been more disapointed to find out he combined the two

:shock: :w00t: no seriously, it made me laugh when he said that so definitely broke the ice ;-)
#17
cheerleader
my hubby told me he was a dolphin trainer & a porn star when i met him :whistling: was really dissapointed to find out he was neither :cry: :lol:


I used to go out with a lady dolphin trainer, every now and again I'd flipper over :whistling:
banned#18
You remind me of a parking ticket.......cos you have fine written all over you
#19
Humphman
I used to go out with a lady dolphin trainer, every now and again I'd flipper over :whistling:


:lol: niiiiiiice :thumbsup:
#20
Humphman
I used to go out with a lady dolphin trainer, every now and again I'd flipper over :whistling:


Oh, thats good!
#21
Humphman;4505479
I used to go out with a lady dolphin trainer, every now and again I'd flipper over :whistling:

:roll: :lol:
#22
"Hi, im McLoving" -I actually know someone who used that one! It didnt work, she didnt understand!
#23
ifyoudontask?
"Hi, im McLoving" -I actually know someone who used that one! It didnt work, she didnt understand!


lol wonder why :-D
#24
A common one in my region is....


''Get yer coat luv. you've pulled.''

Worked on me.!
1 Like #25
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
banned#26
Wow, are those real?

Are you wearing mirrored pants? Cos I can see myself in them tonight
banned 1 Like #27
Hello, here's 20 quid. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.


Haven't we met, I hardly recognise you with your clothes on?
#28
akme
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


PabloInTheSky
Hello, here's 20 quid. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.


I shall be using them both! repped :thumbsup:
#29
-did it hurt?
-what?
-when you fell from heaven
#30
akme
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


Love it!
#31
Hey worm wanna wiggle
#32
clondikemike
Hey worm wanna wiggle



hard to say after a few drinks I imagine.
#33
Get in the back of the Van or the Bunny gets it!
#34
Hi gorgeous, what do i get for a tenner?
#35
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Are you wearing mirrored pants? Cos I can see myself in them tonight[/QUOTE]

Quality - another for tonight lol :thumbsup:
#36
just remember to check if there 18! haha
#37
Punkytiptop
just remember to check if there 18! haha


lmao - good idea, difficult to tell these days !!!!!!
banned#38
Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
If I had one chance to rearrange the alphabet,
I would put U and I together.
[COLOR=#0000bb]Do you have a map? [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#0000bb]Because I keep getting lost in your eyes[/COLOR]
Where you arrested earlier?
It's gotta be illegal to look that good?
[COLOR=#0000bb]be lost. I thought paradise was further south?[/COLOR]
I hope you know CPR cuz you take my breath away
[COLOR=#0000bb]Is your dad a thief? [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#0000bb]because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.[/COLOR]
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? [COLOR=#0000bb]
You know, I ain't this tall. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#0000bb]I'm just sitting on my wallet. [/COLOR]
Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
[COLOR=#0000bb]There is something wrong with my cell phone. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#0000bb]It doesn't have your number in it.[/COLOR]
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
[COLOR=#0000bb]I guess u can kiss heaven goodbye [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#0000bb]cuz it has got to be a sin to look that good[/COLOR]
Do u have a quarter?
I told my mom id call her when I fell in love
[COLOR=#0000bb]Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven[/COLOR]
#39
PabloInTheSky
Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
If I had one chance to rearrange the alphabet,
I would put U and I together.
[COLOR=#0000bb]Do you have a map? [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#0000bb]Because I keep getting lost in your eyes[/COLOR]
Where you arrested earlier?
It's gotta be illegal to look that good?
[COLOR=#0000bb]be lost. I thought paradise was further south?[/COLOR]
I hope you know CPR cuz you take my breath away
[COLOR=#0000bb]Is your dad a thief? [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#0000bb]because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.[/COLOR]
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? [COLOR=#0000bb]
You know, I ain't this tall. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#0000bb]I'm just sitting on my wallet. [/COLOR]
Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
[COLOR=#0000bb]There is something wrong with my cell phone. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#0000bb]It doesn't have your number in it.[/COLOR]
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
[COLOR=#0000bb]I guess u can kiss heaven goodbye [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#0000bb]cuz it has got to be a sin to look that good[/COLOR]
Do u have a quarter?
I told my mom id call her when I fell in love
[COLOR=#0000bb]Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven[/COLOR]


Sweet stuff lmao:thumbsup:
#40
"you and me-what about it?" all depends on the delivery...
"fat penguins" response "something to break the ice"

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