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6y, 1m agoPosted 6 years, 1 month ago
whats the best chat up line you have used or had you on you and did it work ?
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6y, 1m agoPosted 6 years, 1 month ago
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#1
"I do" - still married:(
1 Like #2
Chat up lines are awful.
A guy once did this one on me.
Took a piece of ice out of his drink, dropped it to the floor, smashed it then said..
"Well thats the ice broken, how about a f**k!"

Ahahahaha i think not mate! Your a minger! lmao

Edited By: emmalampkin on Oct 13, 2010 15:03: spelling mistake
#3
What's yours OP ?
#4
no ones tried one on me :(
1 Like #5
Girl walks into a pub wearing really tight jeans,guy walks up to her and says:"how do you get into those jeans?"

Girl replies "buy me a double vodka for starters"
1 Like #6
"How much?"



Gets me laid everytime lol
[mod][Moderator]#7
Do you want to see my hunny pot? ( had a winnie the poo and his hunny pot tattoo on my thigh ), it worked, he did want to see it, married him, divorced after 10 yrs, got the tattoo covered over with another and ensnared my current husband with that and another chat up line x
#8
I don't use chat up lines. I use rohipnol.
#9
CReilly
I don't use chat up lines. I use rohipnol.


lol!
#10
"your mascara is smudged"
#11
"excuse me,does this rag smell of chloroform?"

"get your coat,Ive got a knife"
#12
deb8z
What's yours OP ?
iam a gardener do you want youre bush trimming ( never works dont know why!!)
#13
boltonboyuk
deb8z
What's yours OP ?
iam a gardener do you want youre bush trimming ( never works dont know why!!)

I did actually laugh out loud at that X)
#14
effingandjeffing
"your mascara is smudged"

And that works :|
#15
My face is my chat up line.
#16
I was once walked up to a redhead in a bar and "don't feel bad about being Ginger I still would". I was very drunk and it was meant to make her feel better but I'm not sure she saw it the same way!!
#17
don't talk to me, you're ugly thanks, always a good start

worked way more times than it should though

Edited By: Alfonse on Oct 13, 2010 16:36: hg

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