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Chat up lines - give us your best shot

Babbabooey Avatar
6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
Go on then - show us your moves.

Something better than 'get your coat love, you've pulled' if it can be helped :)
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6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
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1 Like #1
Jimmy Carr classic.......

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
#2
How would you like a little willy in some longjohns brah ?
#3
Someone call 999 because you are on fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrreeeee!
1 Like #4
Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.
Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?
There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!
I'm not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock!
Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
#5
excuse me,Im a stranger in town,can you direct me to your flat?
1 Like #6
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.

Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
suspended#7
Grab your goat, you've pulled
#8
Polarbear!!!!!!! - Broke The Ice....


Worth Mentioning This One Has Never Worked!
#9
If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
#10
Do you listen to the charts?

Suck my (male chicken) its number 1!
banned#11
this face is leaving in ten mins best you on it:santa:
#12
what do you like for your breakfast in the morning!
#13
DJNG22
Do you listen to the charts?

Suck my (male chicken) its number 1!


is that the one that goes suck my suck my mother . I heard that on Howard Stern a while back, quite funny.
#14
laldude
If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"


hehe, :thumbsup:


keep em coming, repping as I go.
#15
your eyes remind me of spanners, everytime I look into them my nuts tighten
#16
iNSOMANiAC
How would you like a little willy in some longjohns brah ?


superb, no h8te lol. forgot to mention the man satchel
#17
do you have mirrors in your knickers?! because i can see myself in them tonight
#18
Babbabooey
is that the one that goes suck my suck my mother . I heard that on Howard Stern a while back, quite funny.


not sure where it is from, I remember a mate saying it to me when i worked in a hotel years ago, I thought he was asking me a serious question about the charts!!
#19
my fave:

the word of the day is Legs.....lets go spread the word.
#20
DJNG22
not sure where it is from, I remember a mate saying it to me when i worked in a hotel years ago, I thought he was asking me a serious question about the charts!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAO8zQd0QMk
Not safe for work obviously :)
#21
You go up to a girl with an ice cube in your mouth, bite into it and say "now i've broken the ice how bout a drink?"
#22
If you were a burger, youd be a McGorgeous
#23
Do you charge for a good time?
No
Lets go then!!!
#24
DJNG22
Jimmy Carr classic.......

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?


Lol, I heard him tell that joke before and it always makes me laugh lol

I don't need chat up lines....that always works best. :p
#25
realfriendlyman
Lol, I heard him tell that joke before and it always makes me laugh lol

I don't need chat up lines....that always works best. :p


ooooooo get you, biggin yourself up :p
#26
bitseylango
ooooooo get you, biggin yourself up :p


lol, I don't have to big myself up.....everyone else does that for me.....plus other things big itself up too. :oops:
#27
you dont sweat much for a fat chick
#28
wallzer
you dont sweat much for a fat chick


I think you killed the thread when you upset half the forum. :p

Still quite funny though. lol
#29
I've just moved you to the top of my "to do" list :whistling:
#30
no seat love? As long as i've got a face, you've got a seat.
#31
Did you fart? Cuase you blew me away
:)
#32
Do you like chicken?


well suck this its foul (fowl).



(the worst is I tried this when drunk and it worked! - mind you she was drunker than me I guess)


Chat up lines generally are a waste of time, the best way into a girls bed is the ability to make her laugh.
#33
you say think of a number 1-4
shes says 2
u say wrong
take your top off love
#34
If i had the choice of Breathing or Loving You i'd use my last breath to say i love you :)
#35
junkenstein73
If i had the choice of Breathing or Loving You i'd use my last breath to say i love you :)


Awwww, I think I love you after that......oh wait.....that's not gonna happen, I think I'm gonna kick you in the balls anyway. :p
#36
realfriendlyman
Awwww, I think I love you after that......oh wait.....that's not gonna happen, I think I'm gonna kick you in the balls anyway. :p



:p
#37
junkenstein73
If i had the choice of Breathing or Loving You i'd use my last breath to say i love you :)


junkenstein73
:p


Has your line ever worked? lol
#38
Hi there I tried to think of a chat up line to show you how witty I was, however all I could think of was how beautiful you look.
#39
realfriendlyman
Has your line ever worked? lol


Suprisingly YES:-D
#40
hi, im tiger woods =)

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