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Chat Up Lines - We all know and love

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Simple thread - HUKD members post up your best and funniest chat up lines and can have some good laughs at all the cheesy and crap chat up lines that quite often work because they are so shocking. … Read More
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
Simple thread - HUKD members post up your best and funniest chat up lines and can have some good laughs at all the cheesy and crap chat up lines that quite often work because they are so shocking.

I'll start off with

- Fell My Shirt . . . . Does that feel like boyfriend material.

So terrible post all yours

Ladies get involved to :)

Have Fun

P.s Try and Keep it Clean
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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#1
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
banned#2
mbgringo
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?


hehe
#3
mbgringo
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?


:w00t: Loooooooooool!!
#4
do u like chocolate?

girl: yes

well pull down ur snickers and ill give u a boost
#5
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
#6
do you like fruit?

well, s*** this as its a peach.
banned#7
what you doing for the next 50 yrs
#8
worst one ever was when i was in a club and a guy bumped into me as he looked round he said "wow" in a really overdramtic fashion and sad, "your well fit, if you were my daughter i'd still be bathing you"

needless to say i told him to F right off lol
#9
Want to go halves on a baby?
banned#10
Your Teeth are like stars, do they come out at night?
#11
The old faithful:

"Get your coat . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .















. . . . . . . . . . . . . i've got a knife"
#12
Do you want to come on my boat this weekend:-D
#13
Train Driver
Do you want to come on my boat this weekend:-D


now where have I heard that before? :-D
#14
ilovepink
worst one ever was when i was in a club and a guy bumped into me as he looked round he said "wow" in a really overdramtic fashion and sad, "your well fit, if you were my daughter i'd still be bathing you"

needless to say i told him to F right off lol


:w00t: good on you haha
#15
bitseylango
now where have I heard that before? :-D


Bring ya life jacket:p
#16
scott1295
:w00t: good on you haha


i did say other various swear words too as after a while he still wasn't getting the hint that i was n't intersted, why are guys like that even when you tell them to F off they still keep on its soooo annoying and no we dont like it!
#17
How about this chat up line

"How do you like your eggs in the morning - boiled, scrambled.....or fertilised.
#18
guy in a club approaches a girl wearing skin tight jeans.

guy"how do you get into them jeans?"

girl"buy me a vodka red bull is a good start!"
#19
he: it must have hurt are you OK?
she: what do you mean?
he: when you fell from heaven.
#20
do you work at subway because you just gave me a footlong :whistling:
banned#21
acecatcher3
do u like chocolate?

girl: yes

well pull down ur snickers and ill give u a boost


http://hotukdeals.com/item/325145/do-you-like-chocolate/

good one
#22
bloke - I had a dream about you last night
lucky lady - Did you?
bloke - Nah, you wouldn't let me!
banned#23
I've got a £40K Merc.

I earn £120Kpa and still at school.

Don't you know who I am?



Not sure if they work - in fact I'm sure they don't!
banned#24
guv
I've got a £40K Merc.

I earn £120Kpa and still at school.

Don't you know who I am?



Not sure if they work - in fact I'm sure they don't!


hahaha
1 Like #25
guv
I've got a £40K Merc.

I earn £120Kpa and still at school.

Don't you know who I am?



Not sure if they work - in fact I'm sure they don't!


JFK??
banned#26
Stick with me. One day I'm gonna be a mod on a deals forum.
#27
guv
Stick with me. One day I'm gonna be a mod on a deals forum.


:-D :thumbsup:
#28
did it hurt when u fell from heaven ;)
#29
ilovepink
i did say other various swear words too as after a while he still wasn't getting the hint that i was n't intersted, why are guys like that even when you tell them to F off they still keep on its soooo annoying and no we dont like it!


I dont know maybe you were at the top of his "to-do list" :p
#30
Maybe this could be why i'm single ' What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this ? ' :oops:
#31
'are your legs tired??? coz you've been running through my mind all night'
#32
If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U & I together.



Excuse me, i think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a spakle :roll:
#33
You have spanner eyes,everytime i look at them my nuts tighten
#34
if i called you a dog would you lick my balls?

he so did not get lucky after that!
#35
Well here I am - what were your other two wishes?

(It took me quite a while to get it though.....):oops:

Closely followed by -
This isn't a Beer Belly its a fuel tank for a love machine!

At which point I was violently ill!

;-)
#36
Works better in December -

"Can I take a picture of you, to show Santa what I want for Christmas?" :santa:

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