1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in your pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
9) I know I'm not a Fred Flintstone,
But I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him?
I think he went into this cheap motel room...
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If your gunna regret this in the morning,
we kin sleep till afternoon.
AND.. the best for last!
13) Your face reminds me of a wrench,
Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up