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sarahjane1988 Avatar
6y, 7m agoPosted 6 years, 7 months ago
can anyone think of any cheesy/good chat up texts that maybe include something to do with freight/shipping??????????
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6y, 7m agoPosted 6 years, 7 months ago
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#1
What the frick?
#2
hey baby, how about I show you my 'packing'

haha
#3
angelfairee
What the frick?



my mate came up with i have ship you would like to sail!!!
banned#4
#5
possibly the weirdest request ive seen in a while
#6


noooooooooooooooooooooooooo way i took everyones advice thanks
#7
hey baby I've got a 'special delivery' you can sign for

haha
banned#8
ALL TIME.
CLASSIC.
MISK.
THREAD.

I couldn't have done better myself.


PS: Nice package.... Do me up the freight entrance....
#9
acecatcher3
possibly the weirdest request ive seen in a while


well he works dealing with freight and shipping and i thought itd be funny to send a chat up line about it
#10
sarahjane1988
well he works dealing with freight and shipping and i thought itd be funny to send a chat up line about it


So who's your latest victim?
#11
angelfairee
So who's your latest victim?


god chill out will ya its just a laugh!!!!!!!!!
#12
vibeone
ALL TIME.
CLASSIC.
MISK.
THREAD.

I couldn't have done better myself.


PS: Nice package.... Do me up the freight entrance....


lmao
#13
ok op good luck with that
#14
Can you park your trailer in my lower hold!

I work in shipping so, trailer (freight) and lower hold the lower part of the ship where they put trailers etc.
#15
sarahjane1988
god chill out will ya its just a laugh!!!!!!!!!


I'm afraid I can't. I just can't tolerate someone so lacking in morals!
#16
sarahjane1988
well he works dealing with freight and shipping and i thought itd be funny to send a chat up line about it


in which case hes probably heard every fright/shipping joke going and wont find it funny.
banned#17
sarahjane1988
god chill out will ya its just a laugh!!!!!!!!!


Yeah AF you weirdo! It's just a laugh about what her bloke is packing
#18
vibeone

Yeah AF you weirdo! It's just a laugh about what her bloke is packing


Is it too obvious to make a fudge related joke?
banned#19
angelfairee
I'm afraid I can't. I just can't tolerate someone so lacking in morals!


What happens when you look in a mirror? Do you have panic attacks?
banned#20
angelfairee
Is it too obvious to make a fudge related joke?


Good work sister.
1 Like #21
if you've got the right goods, I'll let you into my depot
#22
numptyj
if you've got the right goods, I'll let you into my depot


lol these are very funny
banned#23
not related at all to freight/shipping, but if a girl texts me 'wanna ****' - it would usually work :thumbsup:
#24
vibeone
What happens when you look in a mirror? Do you have panic attacks?


Yes, but for other reasons.
#25
I've got some goods you can seize and put into evidence

more police related haha
#26
customs seized your package, a strip search is in order
banned#27
Shove your package up my freight hole.
#28
I'd love to dock my ship in your port?!!!
#29
I'll let you stuff my jiffy bag
banned#30
I'm touching my freight for you right now

Ship on my face

I've been shipping a lot of frieght for you lately....
#31
ei8hty5ive
I'd love to dock my ship in your port?!!!


im not a bloke
#32
I've got a packet here you might want to examine?!!!
#33
If you're lucky you can lift something on my forklift
banned#34
Shippy shippy bang bang.
#35
ei8hty5ive
I've got a packet here you might want to examine?!!!


lol
suspended#36
vibeone
I'm touching my freight for you right now

Ship on my face

I've been shipping a lot of frieght for you lately....


Give this man a round of applause.

Ive just spat my golden nuggets out everywhere (not a chat up text)
banned#37
'My package never comes to early' ...borderline :-D

'Fast and smooth delivery'

'This way in'

'Can you record it'


...never was much good at jokes
banned#38
if i pop down the yard do ya fancy a bonk, beats all the text pretence crap
#39
sarahjane1988
im not a bloke


I'm just going about how I would use it! Just flip the words around woman!
#40
Wanna stroke my mast?

i was running out of ideas so went with a Ship one rather than shipping :lol:

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