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banned7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
Ok, as the elegancies of poetry passed by many, lets make it 'simples' (especially for you DG lol)

Old and mouldier, the better.

Following on from last night's success;

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/374623/i-m-not-feeling-the-love-tonight/

I want to hear your best and worst, whether you've used them, and the reactions received.
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banned7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
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#1
nice shoes.....wanna xxxx:p
#2
The ones in my avi are my "have sex with me" shoes:whistling:
banned 1 Like #3
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.


Ha



Ha




BOOOOM!
#4
Don't quote me,i need to edit it before i get infracted!
#5
Only ever use " grab your coat you've pulled" or " what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this"
Maybe that's why i'm single :oops:
#6
I think your shoes would look good on my shoulders...
banned#7
deb8z
Don't quote me,i need to edit it before i get infracted!


huh?
#8
darren9030
Only ever use " grab your coat you've pulled" or " what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this"
Maybe that's why i'm single :oops:


Awwwwwww
#9
DangerGod
huh?


:-D;-)
#10
I can't recall anyone actually using a line on me.

Maybe i should stop jumping on them first!
banned#11
ClarityofMind
I think your shoes would look good on my shoulders...


haha! great
#12
H_K
haha! great


I meant that they'd just balance there of course.. like shoulder padsor summin... its a fashion statement... :-D
#13
deb8z
I can't recall anyone actually using a line on me.

Maybe i should stop jumping on them first!

Now that's seriously exciting stuff :-D:-D:-D
#14
darren9030
Now that's seriously exciting stuff :-D:-D:-D


:w00t:lol

I've not seen you around much,have you been away,or have i been in bed whilst you were here:roll:
#15
Medieval chat up line #1
Mine groin hath stirreth upon thine most amplest of chests. May I be so bold as to bury mine face between such orbs of splenditure?
banned#16
donnydude
Medieval chat up line #1
Mine groin hath stirreth upon thine most amplest of chests. May I be so bold as to bury mine face between such orbs of splenditure?


ooh love it, reminds me of Austen speak
#17
deb8z
:w00t:lol

I've not seen you around much,have you been away,or have i been in bed whilst you were here:roll:

I usually stick to the games i guess so maybe that's why & often play overnight whilst at work :)
banned#18
ClarityofMind
I meant that they'd just balance there of course.. like shoulder padsor summin... its a fashion statement... :-D


then we are on different wavelengths!
#19
H_K
then we are on different wavelengths!


i was thinking of not receiving a telling off from the HUKD gods... lol
#20
I always get asked
"are those real" and no it never works, lol
#21
H_K
then we are on different wavelengths!

+1 :thumbsup:
#22
Kitten13
I always get asked
"are those real" and no it never works, lol

Are what real :?
banned#23
darren9030
Are what real :?


her diamond earings :thinking: ?
#24
darren9030
I usually stick to the games i guess so maybe that's why & often play overnight whilst at work :)


Games:roll:
#25
darren9030
Are what real :?


her shoes of course!! :)
#26
yeah of course, the diamonds and the shoes....... lol

most blokes dont notice them, it's mainly the chest, lol
#27
ClarityofMind
her shoes of course!! :)

Hate shoes fetishes - very difficult to get rid of though :x
banned#28
Kitten13
yeah of course, the diamonds and the shoes....... lol

most blokes dont notice them, it's mainly the chest, lol


lol i know the guys want to ask but feel abit pervy so ill go right ahead

lezzzz av a look
#29
darren9030
Hate shoes fetishes - very difficult to get rid of though :x


You have a shoe fetish ??

Oh my!
#30
DangerGod
lol i know the guys want to ask but feel abit pervy so ill go right ahead

lezzzz av a look


maybe one day, lol
banned#31
Kitten13
maybe one day, lol


oh.
#32
deb8z
You have a shoe fetish ??

Oh my!

Takes all sorts. I bet everyone on here has some kind of fetish that they may not admit to . :)
#33
darren9030
Takes all sorts. I bet everyone on here has some kind of fetish that they may not admit to . :)


I'm totally boring,so nope:w00t:
#34
deb8z
I'm totally boring,so nope:w00t:

Ah well only the whole world knows now :roll:
1 Like #35
On that note,this totally boring person is off to bed!
banned#36
night debz
1 Like #37
damn - no shoes to look at now :giggle:
banned#38
darren it seems we are meant to be, i was left in a thread with you last night to lol
#39
DangerGod
darren it seems we are meant to be, i was left in a thread with you last night to lol

yeah & look at our posts - creepy :w00t:
banned#40
darren9030
yeah & look at our posts - creepy :w00t:


haha :whistling:

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