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A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long grey beard. "Im lost," said the man. "Can you put… Read More
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9y, 3w agoPosted 9 years, 3 weeks ago
A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long grey beard. "Im lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "OK," said the man, and entered the house.

Over dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man, as she couldnt keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old mans warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone. During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldnt hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 1.... Large rock on chest." Well, thats pretty crappy, he thought. If thats the best the old man can do then I dont have much to worry about. He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out.

As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration he, jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted towards the ground he saw a large sign on the ground that read "Chinese Torture 3.... Right testicle tied to bed post."
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9y, 3w agoPosted 9 years, 3 weeks ago
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#1
lol:lol:
#2
Haha, superb, cut ,copy n paste to my addy book!
#3
One of your better ones:-D
#4
yes very good :lol:
#5
fancy "stuck between a rock and a..................testicle
#6
classic....
#7
raptorcigs
fancy "stuck between a rock and a..................testicle


Reminds me of The Wanderers film, they ties their todgers to rope and 'tossed them off' a bridge. They called it rock and cock/cock and roll:thumbsup:
#8
:thumbsup: good un
#9
jellybaby22
another good one


why, many thanks.....I am here all week:whistling:

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