I would have posted this as a deal except....
Half price LG Chocolate phone from CW shop (£24.99 - not best phone in the world but does exactly what I want it to, plus extra £5 for screen protector and car charger package).
However, when I get it home, all paper nstructions are in German!
Only number on receipt is 087... number. After pressing all the option buttons, I am told there is "no-one avaiable to take my call".