Christmas Cracker Jokes
Come on after all it's Tuesday ..... so you can be silly!
Did you hear about the stupid plastic surgeon?
Yes. He stood in front of the fire and melted!
Doctor, Doctor! Everyone thinks I'm a liar!
Doctor: I don't believe you!
Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not?
Because it wasn't raining!
How can you get your name in lights the world over?
Change your name to Emergency Exit!
How do monkeys make toast?
Stick some bread under the gorilla!