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Christmas Jingle

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He laid her on the table. So white clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat. He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast. And then drooling felt her thi… Read More
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
He laid her on the table.
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat.
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast.
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside.
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
























































And then he stuffed the turkey.
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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#1
I lol'd
#2
was it wrong to feel somethin till i read turkey lol!!!
#3
LOL get more recs for this than posting a deal ;-)

MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL
#4
Tracey6101
was it wrong to feel somethin till i read turkey lol!!!

Lol'd
banned#5
Tracey6101
was it wrong to feel somethin till i read turkey lol!!!


Not as wrong as still feeling something after you had read turkey! :thumbsup:
#6
salder21
Not as wrong as still feeling something after you had read turkey! :thumbsup:


:?
banned#7
Tracey6101
:?


I didnt mean that I had!! :oops: lol

....I just meant it would be wrong in general :p
#8
lmao, that's class!
#9
salder21
I didnt mean that I had!! :oops: lol

....I just meant it would be wrong in general :p


Really :whistling:
banned#10
Tracey6101
Really :whistling:


looool uh huh :oops:

:p
#11
salder21
looool uh huh :oops:

:p


Na turkeys quite dont do it for me lol:p
banned#12
Tracey6101
Na turkeys quite dont do it for me lol:p


Riiiiiiiiiiight! ;-) ;-)



lol only joking :p x
1 Like #13
salder21
Riiiiiiiiiiight! ;-) ;-)



lol only joking :p x


now chickens on the other hand :thumbsup:

lol :p
banned#14
Tracey6101
now chickens on the other hand :thumbsup:

lol :p


Think I have just gone off KFCs now! :shock: :x lol
#15
salder21
Think I have just gone off KFCs now! :shock: :x lol


lol, kidding!! not keen on kfc so chickens cant be that good!! x

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