Had a good day out yesterday on the pop.
Woke up not long ago with my laptop beside me on the bed.....and a can of cider, half empty on its side............on top of my laptop keyboard!
Oooops! One thinks he fell asleep with a can cider in ones hand......what a plonky!
All day drinking sessions are no longer my strong point.
Laptop refuses to acknowledge any form communication whatsoever. :(
Cost of alcohol: £50
Cost of takeaway: £5
Cost of new laptop: £300
Cost of prostitute: I think she turned me down!
Look on my face when I woke up: Priceless!