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Cider and laptops do not mix!

NEtech Avatar
2y, 4m agoPosted 2 years, 4 months ago
Had a good day out yesterday on the pop.

Woke up not long ago with my laptop beside me on the bed.....and a can of cider, half empty on its side............on top of my laptop keyboard!

Oooops! One thinks he fell asleep with a can cider in ones hand......what a plonky!

All day drinking sessions are no longer my strong point.

Laptop refuses to acknowledge any form communication whatsoever. :(

Cost of alcohol: £50
Cost of takeaway: £5
Cost of new laptop: £300
Cost of prostitute: I think she turned me down!
Look on my face when I woke up: Priceless!
NEtech Avatar
2y, 4m agoPosted 2 years, 4 months ago
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2 Likes #1
Prostitute? In cider?

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2 Likes #2
Maybe the prostitute poured your can of cider over your laptop after you refused to pay him!
#3
NEtech
Cost of prostitute: I think she turned me down!
airfix
Maybe the prostitute poured your can of cider over your laptop after you refused to pay him!

^ blatant attempt to get a "Like" from somebody that seems to have memory loss from less than half a can of cider.
#4
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NEtech
Cost of prostitute: I think she turned me down!
airfix
Maybe the prostitute poured your can of cider over your laptop after you refused to pay him!

^ blatant attempt to get a "Like" from somebody that seems to have memory loss from less than half a can of cider.

All I'm saying is he is in denial over his sexual orientation. :D
1 Like #5
Gotta keep your options open. :)
#7
Thanks Steve but I am gonna build a desktop for Photoshop work, been missing a desktop for some time now and this is the perfect excuse to build one. :)
#8
NEtech
Thanks Steve but I am gonna build a desktop for Photoshop work, been missing a desktop for some time now and this is the perfect excuse to build one. :)
When built lock away before you go out
#9
thats what u get for watching porn in bed whilst drunk and drinking...
#10
Lucifer_UK
thats what u get for watching porn in bed whilst drunk and drinking...
And he can't take desk top to bed

I hope
#11
Op you have the money you won on the Grand National here to pay for a laptop ;)

At least you did not wake up in a strangers house, and get told in the morning you knocked on their door heard music and get wanted to join the party! ( Actually happened to me just after I turned 18 haha)

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