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Cinema Joke

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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
19 men went to a cinema together..

they go to get there tickets all at once..

guy at the counter asks "why are there so many of u?"

1 of the men replies...

"because the movies over 18"

:)
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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banned#1
lol did you make that up yourself
#2
not bad
#3
Not really, i friend of mine told me it a year or so ago. So as im on a roll of making people laugh on hkd right now thought id post it ;)
#4
awful
#5
levis24
Not really, i friend of mine told me it a year or so ago. So as im on a roll of making people laugh on hkd right now thought id post it ;)


Laughing at you.
banned#6
levis24
Not really, i friend of mine told me it a year or so ago. So as im on a roll of making people laugh on hkd right now thought id post it ;)


lol :thumbsup:
#7
i was waiting for the good punch line....it never came
#8
thats shockingly bad
#9
:)

On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table and onto the floor,
And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door.
It rolled in the garden and under a bush,
And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush.
So, if you eat spaghetti, all covered with cheese,
Hold onto your meatball and don’t ever sneeze.

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