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CLASSES FOR MEN

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. CLASSES FOR MEN . REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Clas… Read More
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8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
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CLASSES FOR MEN
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REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Basket and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturdays noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
On-line Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When Youre Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

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8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
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banned 1 Like #1
sexist filth
#2
i believe myself to be an expert in all of the above fields..........my missus does not agree
#3
ODB_69;3145182
sexist filth

:w00t: :roll: :p
#4
Careful snowtiger you will get some complaints like i did yesterday :roll:

Made me :giggle:
banned#5
moschino;3145292
Careful snowtiger you will get some complaints like i did yesterday :roll:

Made me :giggle:

LOL...that was funny....I did have to laugh to be honest

@ least Snowtiger knows I'm joking...dont bother me...as long as no one moans about a joke about women at the same time then whats the problem?

its all gravy baby
#6
I knew you were joking too :thumbsup:
And i totally agree if you give it you have to be able to take it aswell ;-)
#7
BUt why is there no class in how to use the washing machine?!

Another good one snowtiger.
#8
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


i should sign my dad up for that, and the other toilet one...both wind my mum up :p
#9
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


I cannot fathom women that complain about the toilet seat being up, it takes just as much effort for a guy to put the seat down than a gal to put the seat up. So is it that only woman make a fuss and have a moan?

If anyone moans, i just keep it down and aim sloppily

:-D :-D
#10
4Site;3145451
I cannot fathom women that complain about the toilet seat being up, it takes just as much effort for a guy to put the seat down than a gal to put the seat up. So is it that only woman make a fuss and have a moan?

If anyone moans, i just keep it down and aim sloppily

:-D :-D

LOL
....................... Just do as yer told ;-) the correct place for the seat is down :p
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#12
4Site
I cannot fathom women that complain about the toilet seat being up, it takes just as much effort for a guy to put the seat down than a gal to put the seat up. So is it that only woman make a fuss and have a moan?

If anyone moans, i just keep it down and aim sloppily

:-D :-D


Ya know, thats something I never understand either, and I'm a woman lol.

Men use the seat up, we use the seat down, get over it ladies. lol
:whistling:
#13
I would rather have to put the seat down than wipe pee off it or get a wet botty :-D
1 Like #14
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturdays noon, 2 hours




Is it co-incidental that the class lasts the same length of time that it takes my g/f to parallel park?:whistling:
banned#15
thx for the rep Snowtiger xx



[SIZE=1]anytime:oops:[/SIZE]
#16
jellybaby22
i think I need to join in with the men for this one..:giggle:

Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.



Will there be an advanced How to Clean the Stove/Oven Class for the graduates do you think?:whistling:
#17
££ JASE ££;3145753



Is it co-incidental that the class lasts the same length of time that it takes my g/f to parallel park?:whistling:



Hehe you kno it makes sense
+rep added
#18
:giggle: loved it :p
#19
Excellent - cheered me up on a wet Wednesday afternoon.

I'd also add

15 How to Empty a Bin - why capacity isn't infinite.
Theory followed by practical practice, 1-2 times weekly or as and when required.
#20
Oh naughty naughty. Men are evolving - albeit slowly:p

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