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CLASSIFIED ADS AND OTHER NONSENSE

Deek43 Avatar
8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
These classifieds were really put in the paper - a smile for your day

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little b******d. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed! Got married last month. Wife knows everything.



An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a Pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!

'Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'

'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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#1
funny!!!!
#2
am i goin crazy or didnt i read these earlier?
#3
onlyme23
am i goin crazy or didnt i read these earlier?


Did you, I haven't checked.:oops:
#4
Deek43
Did you, I haven't checked.:oops:


im positive i did lol but if not feel free to call the men in white coats :p

ok not completely nuts http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/194773/new-boots/

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/194774/these-classifieds-were-really-put-i/
#5
Oops, my sister's posted them already.:oops::-D:oops:
#6
Yeah the joke was posted last week by someone, ads were funny though.

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