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Clever blonde

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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies................"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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#1
true say!
banned#2
UNEXPECTED....A clever blonde joke! Thought the title was ironic until I read it
#3
ODB_69
UNEXPECTED....A clever blonde joke! Thought the title was ironic until I read it

..... and then ??? oh. it was still ironic!!
banned#4
chesso;2218580
..... and then ??? oh. it was still ironic!!

??Not with you? Only thought the title meant the blonde wasn't clever at all.....
#5
ODB_69
??Not with you? Only thought the title meant the blonde wasn't clever at all.....

That would make it not at all ironic!!!
So the title was not ironic and then the joke was ironic. Late night after astressful day??
banned#6
chesso;2218606
Late night after astressful day??

yes highly....
I'm lost......
#7
chesso
That would make it not at all ironic!!!
So the title was not ironic and then the joke was ironic. Late night after astressful day??

Its like rain on your wedding day
#8
Haha, nice joke, chuckled first thing in the morning!
#9
Great joke!
#10
yet another clever woman .... :p
#11
clever blonde, an oxymoron surely.

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