On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped
in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the
parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky you cow!"
The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and
forgets the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her the
parrot drains its glass and bawls, "And get me another whisky you
Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still
no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's
approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now,bitch,
or I'll give you a slap."
Next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown
out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards
the parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly you're a