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Coffee of Whisky ?

snowtiger Avatar
8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped
in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the
parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky you cow!"

The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and
forgets the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her the
parrot drains its glass and bawls, "And get me another whisky you
bitch!"

Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still
no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's
approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now,bitch,
or I'll give you a slap."

Next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown
out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards
the parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly you're a
lippy b******!"
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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#1
Yes, well ....

And you've changed your avatar - nice!
#2
Deek43;2403829
Yes, well ....

And you've changed your avatar - nice!

Hiya Deek, how is you ?
just off to do some work now, ( as much as I'd love to stay on the comp' all day ! ):) chat soon x
#3
snowtiger
Hiya Deek, how is you ?
just off to do some work now, ( as much as I'd love to stay on the comp' all day ! ):) chat soon x


Hi, fine thanks.

Speak another time, when you're free. Got to get the kids from school soon.:friends:
banned#4
good un..how do you get an avatar that moves
#5
podd2000
good un..how do you get an avatar that moves


You feed it and look after it and love it, then, eventually ............ it comes to life!!!





















Or you find the thread where someone will do it for you:p

Someone also put this site up once, but i havent used it, might be of use to you http://www.gifworks.com/cgi-bin/gifworks.pl?com=transfer_open
#6
podd2000
good un..how do you get an avatar that moves


I just looked for a picture and resized it in Photobucket and it worked! Mind you, I've tried other ones and I can't get them to move. I'm sure there's a link on here on how to do it - I'll have a look.:thumbsup:
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