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I have a Blu Ray available for our lucky winner.......... I will not be picking the winner, the winner will be judged by YOU guys. Basically you can leave a funny story or comment and who ever ge… Read More
ham82 Avatar
6y, 3m agoPosted 6 years, 3 months ago
I have a Blu Ray available for our lucky winner.......... I will not be picking the winner, the winner will be judged by YOU guys.

Basically you can leave a funny story or comment and who ever gets the most LIKES will be the winner. I will be posting on friday 25th.

Comp will be open until tomorrow!

p.s The Blu Ray title will remain Unknown until delivery!
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6y, 3m agoPosted 6 years, 3 months ago
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2 Likes #1
I get mixed up when talking about beef curtains, I call them gravy curtains by mistake.

OKKKKKKKKK nobody's laughing here but I said it out loud in a bank to my mate and she was literally on the floor peeing herself along with a few other depositors.
#2
ermm........WINNING!
12 Likes #3
if u like this comment then i will pm you nudez or to stop me pm'ing u nudez then like this comment, either way i'm epic winning,win win,winner - thanks :D
9 Likes #4
I'm clicking report button in that ^^^ comment. :)
suspended 1 Like #5
i was going to say sumthing funny but couldnt think a anything and anyway i wont win very rarely do so i wont bother
#6
BTW do you get blu ray porn dvds nowadays? :{
#7
LoveHearts
BTW do you get blu ray porn dvds nowadays? :{


as if you don't know (_;)
4 Likes #8
nessynoo01
i was going to say sumthing funny but couldnt think a anything and anyway i wont win very rarely do so i wont bother


Remind me to play this for you sometime!
http://ken_ashford.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834515b2069e201053605c23c970c-800wi
1 Like #9
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
So get in the van.
#10
ham82
LoveHearts
BTW do you get blu ray porn dvds nowadays? :{


as if you don't know (_;)


I is an angel lovey :3
5 Likes #11
http://i27.tinypic.com/167qnn8.gif
suspended 1 Like #12
dh058977
nessynoo01
i was going to say sumthing funny but couldnt think a anything and anyway i wont win very rarely do so i wont bother

Remind me to play this for you sometime!
http://ken_ashford.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834515b2069e201053605c23c970c-800wi


would love to see u try and play that
#13
Charlie Scene
if u like this comment then i will pm you nudez or to stop me pm'ing u nudez then like this comment, either way i'm epic winning,win win,winner - thanks :D


I have liked this comment , can you make sure i get the first option please charlie !!...................:p oh and dont be shy :D

Edited By: shopstilldrops on Mar 17, 2011 14:50
2 Likes #14
LoveHearts
BTW do you get blu ray porn dvds nowadays? :{


blu rays or dvds? not blu ray dvds mate!
#15
Charlie Scene
LoveHearts
BTW do you get blu ray porn dvds nowadays? :{


blu rays or dvds? not blu ray dvds mate!


Hahahaha my sides are splitting mate, that quote's the winner for me X)
#16
The homeless shelter was really busy today. Never seen so many bums on seats...
#17
shopstilldrops
Charlie Scene
if u like this comment then i will pm you nudez or to stop me pm'ing u nudez then like this comment, either way i'm epic winning,win win,winner - thanks :D



I have liked this comment , can you make sure i get the first option please charlie !!...................:p


:D yep no probs, make sure you have room
#18
LoveHearts
Charlie Scene
LoveHearts
BTW do you get blu ray porn dvds nowadays? :{


blu rays or dvds? not blu ray dvds mate!


Hahahaha my sides are splitting mate, that quote's the winner for me X)


shame that wasn't an entrant i was jus takin tha pee :p
#19
Charlie Scene
LoveHearts
Charlie Scene
LoveHearts
BTW do you get blu ray porn dvds nowadays? :{


blu rays or dvds? not blu ray dvds mate!


Hahahaha my sides are splitting mate, that quote's the winner for me X)


shame that wasn't an entrant i was jus takin tha pee :p


Awwww not nice :(
banned 2 Likes #20
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/reallifeimatransfomerp1.gif
1 Like #21
shopstilldrops
Charlie Scene
if u like this comment then i will pm you nudez or to stop me pm'ing u nudez then like this comment, either way i'm epic winning,win win,winner - thanks :D



I have liked this comment , can you make sure i get the first option please charlie !!...................:p oh and dont be shy :D


let me know how it pans out, he may be disqualified for not backing up his claims!!!

:p


Edited By: ham82 on Mar 17, 2011 15:04: ummmm, no reason ask Charlie!
1 Like #22
The Blu Ray title will remain Unknown


so it's this film then...cooool

http://www.onlinemovieshut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/watch-unknown-online.jpg
#23
Touche Charlie, Touche.

Edited By: ham82 on Mar 17, 2011 15:00
2 Likes #24
ham82
shopstilldrops
Charlie Scene
if u like this comment then i will pm you nudez or to stop me pm'ing u nudez then like this comment, either way i'm epic winning,win win,winner - thanks :D



I have liked this comment , can you make sure i get the first option please charlie !!...................:p oh and dont be shy :D


let me know how it pans out, he may be diqualified for not backing up his claims!!!

:p


i certainly am diqualified, shops will confirm this shortly by liking this post X)


Edited By: Charlie Scene on Mar 17, 2011 15:20: ...
1 Like #25
ham82
shopstilldrops
Charlie Scene
if u like this comment then i will pm you nudez or to stop me pm'ing u nudez then like this comment, either way i'm epic winning,win win,winner - thanks :D


I have liked this comment , can you make sure i get the first option please charlie !!...................:p oh and dont be shy :D

let me know how it pans out, he may be diqualified for not backing up his claims!!!

:p

I'm interested to see how this ^^^ goes too! Thought he was better person tbh

Btw, i don't want my name in the competition ham, kind offer though. :D
#26
I went for a job interview yesterday but I don't think I'm going to get the job, apparently taking part in a gangbang isn't an example of the last time I worked in a successful team.

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For a real life game of Hungry Hippo's just open a bag of maltesers and chuck them on the floor of a weightwatchers meeting and stand back.
#27
*insert funny or witty comment here*
2 Likes #28
I dont even have a blu-ray player :-(
2 Likes #29
What's funnier than a female comedian?

Everything.


Whats the worst thing about being a comedian with Alzheimers?

To get to the other side



Edited By: eca07mc on Mar 17, 2011 15:12
banned 1 Like #30
I'll help someone else win, first hukd's female to post a pic of herself naked gets 81 likes from my multiple accounts
2 Likes #31
whatsThePoint
I'll help someone else win, first hukd's female to post a pic of herself naked gets 81 likes from my multiple accounts


ok here goes....

http://www.fishing.net.nz/asp_forums/uploads/68642/ClickHereToSeeMeNaked.jpg
2 Likes #32
I have a funny story.....

but it will remain Unknown until delivery of my Bluray :D



***Disclaimer***

I cannot guarantee my story will be funny, or even published to this site.

Edited By: asayer on Mar 17, 2011 15:31
#33
When I was on training for electronics a friend of mine went to grab a fuse we needed and proceeded to shout across the room (full of 20+ people).... "Do you want a quick blow or a slow blow?"
2 Likes #34
A container ship with 250,000 Arsenal shirts have just been sent back from Japan. On the consignment a note was scribbled in English 'we have no home, we have no food, we have nothing left, but we stilll have out dignity'.
1 Like #35
Whats the difference between apples and your mum?

Apples aren't slaaaaaggggggssssss ;)
4 Likes #36
Boobs:

http://www.thebuzzmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/boobs.jpg

Bum:

http://api.ning.com/files/l9W1pIztRLNhmEC5lNP7MAiZzxFkznwBzsgWL2Nx*Rkc8PeMHrz8Cn8MVPdO1LQcnLeiqhbjVMV1wLO1KdOaAfuW*JGfV3ld/Bum.jpg

I WIN!

;)

Edited By: emmalampkin on Mar 17, 2011 15:45
banned#37
emmalampkin
Boobs:

http://www.thebuzzmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/boobs.jpg

Bum:

http://api.ning.com/files/l9W1pIztRLNhmEC5lNP7MAiZzxFkznwBzsgWL2Nx*Rkc8PeMHrz8Cn8MVPdO1LQcnLeiqhbjVMV1wLO1KdOaAfuW*JGfV3ld/Bum.jpg

I WIN!

;)


is that seriously your ass?
1 Like #38
^^^Do you really think people are going to be that shallow to like that sort of post?
1 Like #39
greg_68
^^^Do you really think people are going to be that shallow to like that sort of post?


Completely! Point proven Greggy boy :)
#40
^^^^ you only get likes for your own bits not googles X)

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