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banned8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
Complain here....
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banned8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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[helper]#1
About anything?
banned#2
LJM
About anything?


everything and anything

Ill start: Im skint and need money and am hungry :-(
#3
Search results suck.
#4
going home in like 6 mins and gettin a lift home
so life is surweeeeeeeeeeet
#5
petrol - nuff said ;)
#6
numptyj won't change his avatar
#7
MoneySavingG
numptyj won't change his avatar


:O:O:O:O
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
i was contemplating on it but its gotta be something good!
#8
In general use, a complaint is an expression of displeasure, such as poor service at a store, or from a local government, etc. Under common law, a complaint is a formal legal document that sets out the basic facts and legal reasons (see: cause of action) that the filing party (the plaintiffs) believes are sufficient to support a claim against another person, persons, entity or entities (the defendants) that entitles the plaintiff(s) to a remedy (either money damages or injunctive relief). For example, the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure that govern civil litigation in United States courts provide that a civil action is commenced with the filing or service of a pleading called a complaint. Civil court rules in states that have incorporated the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure use the same term for the same pleading.

In some jurisdictions, certain types of criminal cases may also be commenced by the filing of a complaint, also sometimes called a criminal complaint or felony complaint. All criminal cases are prosecuted in the name of the governmental authority that promulgates criminal statutes and enforces the police power of the state with the goal of seeking criminal sanctions, such as the State (also sometimes called the People) or Crown (in Commonwealth Realms). In the United States, the complaint is often associated with misdemeanor criminal charges presented by the prosecutor without the grand jury process. In most U.S. jurisdictions, the charging instrument presented to and authorized by a grand jury is referred to as an indictment.

In many U.S. jurisdictions, a complaint submitted to a court must be accompanied by a Case Information Statement, which sets forth certain key information about the case and the lawyers representing the parties. This allows the judge to make determinations about which deadlines to set for different phases of the case, as it moves through the court system.

In certain countries, (for example the UK and many countries of the European Community), the making of consumer complaints, particularly regarding the sale of financial services, is governed by statute. The statutory authority may require companies to reply to complaints within set time limits, publish written procedures for handling customer dissatisfaction and provide information about arbitration schemes.
#10
im gone mofos :p
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
#11
I have a back complaint but I wont grumble
#12
numptyj;2305859
:O:O:O:O
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
i was contemplating on it but its gotta be something good!


lol I shudder everytime I see it
I was watching season two for the first time the other day and in a episode Peter is actually breastfeeding Stewie, classic comedy moment.
banned#13
numptyj
:O:O:O:O
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
i was contemplating on it but its gotta be something good!


I like it:?
banned#14
Where shall I start?

Only got up to 10,000 posts before we have to start a new thread:whistling:
#15
Labour Government that does not listen to the common people. Does anything to stay in power. And I hope their debt cripples them!
Not that I am a Tory or anything else but their policies over the years, especially now Gordon the Moron is in, are an athema(is that the word) to th e working man!
#16
i wanna complain bout all these people complaining :)
banned#17
onlyme23
i wanna complain bout all these people complaining :)


And I wanna complain about you complaing about people complaining.
#18
And I want to complain that I have yet to be nominated in the ##The HUKD Awards Nominations## thread.........................the names of the offenders have been recorded:whistling:







Apart from Jennybubbles;-)
#19
Prissymiss
And I wanna complain about you complaing about people complaining.


well dangit then im complainin that yer complainin that im complainin.....

[SIZE="1"]this could take a while lol :p[/SIZE]
#20
I want to complain about men who pursue you because they supposedly like you yet try and change you once they have you. What's all that about?

Why not just go for what you really want in the first place?
#21
LadyMadonna;2306407
I want to complain about men who pursue you because they supposedly like you yet try and change you once they have you. What's all that about?

Why not just go for what you really want in the first place?


where's the fun in that ?......!! lol:)
banned#22
fox2020
And I want to complain that I have yet to be nominated in the ##The HUKD Awards Nominations## thread.........................the names of the offenders have been recorded:whistling:







Apart from Jennybubbles;-)


I have yet to do my list:whistling:

You haven't either.

The two nominations I received so far made me fall off my bar stool.
#23
If i start complaining i might not stop lol
#24
Prissymiss
I have yet to do my list:whistling:

You haven't either.

The two nominations I received so far made me fall off my bar stool.


http://www.day.az/forum/style_emoticons/default/thinking.gif
#25
I want to complain that this complaints department is carp its full of whingeing and whining people complaining about nothing in particular, I have a real and genuine complaint!
When I went on holiday I would like to complain about the price of alcohol in the resort. It was too cheap and I woke with a hangover every day.
#26
harlzter
I want to complain that this complaints department is carp its full of whingeing and whining people complaining about nothing in particular, I have a real and genuine complaint!
When I went on holiday I would like to complain about the price of alcohol in the resort. It was too cheap and I woke with a hangover every day.


Prague?

70p a pint!!!!!

Mmmmmmmm!!
#27
WantOne
Prague?

70p a pint!!!!!

Mmmmmmmm!!


Sorry thats not a complaint! How about

Yeah, me too. In Prague we couldn't spend our money as alcohol and food was too cheap. Its just not fair!

:santa:
banned#28
I got no more beer left!!! :x
#29
DangerGod
I got no more beer left!!! :x


I've got some in the fridge but thats not really a complaint....:oops:
banned#30
edna_clouds
I've got some in the fridge but thats not really a complaint....:oops:


:cry:
#31
Complain here....


Yes, why is it that the very worst avatars are never changed and the best ones are?
Where's that cheap booze?
Why do we have to ask - why aren't we simply given this important information at the first opportunity?
Why isn't it sunny and warm every day?
Why are all the best plants in my garden eaten by slugs and snails?
If we have to have all these slugs and snails why aren't they furry and cute?
How come Prissymiss is head girl?

Is that enough??
#32
chesso
Yes, why is it that the very worst avatars are never changed and the best ones are?
Where's that cheap booze?
Why do we have to ask - why aren't we simply given this important information at the first opportunity?
Why isn't it sunny and warm every day?
Why are all the best plants in my garden eaten by slugs and snails?
If we have to have all these slugs and snails why aren't they furry and cute?
How come Prissymiss is head girl?

Is that enough??



I thinks your head girl...:thumbsup:
#33
edna_clouds
I thinks your head girl...:thumbsup:

Is that one of those back-handed complaints?;-):)
#34
chesso
Is that one of those back-handed complaints?;-):)


ooopppsss. I forgot to put at the bottom......














[SIZE="1"]This is not a complaint[/SIZE]
#35
chesso

1. Yes, why is it that the very worst avatars are never changed and the best ones are?
2. Where's that cheap booze?
3. Why do we have to ask - why aren't we simply given this important information at the first opportunity?
4. Why isn't it sunny and warm every day?
5. Why are all the best plants in my garden eaten by slugs and snails?
6. If we have to have all these slugs and snails why aren't they furry and cute?
7. How come Prissymiss is head girl?

8. Is that enough??


i've re-numbered them in your quote for reference.
1. lazy?
2. outside of UK and Ireland
3. see 1.
4. coz it's not the tropics
5. survival of the fittest
6. the furry slugs are called caterpillars, and they're not exactly cute.
7. dont know the answer to that.
8. probably not.
:p
#36
edna_clouds
ooopppsss. I forgot to put at the bottom......


[SIZE="1"]This is not a complaint[/SIZE]

This is an example of hopeless complaining. Why do we have to put up with inadequate complainers???


[SIZE="2"]Joking!!!![/SIZE]:-D
By the way, I'm looking forwards to some photos in the thread!!
#37
kippy
i've re-numbered them in your quote for reference.
1. lazy?
2. outside of UK and Ireland
3. see 1.
4. coz it's not the tropics
5. survival of the fittest
6. the furry slugs are called caterpillars, and they're not exactly cute.
7. dont know the answer to that.
8. probably not.
:p


This is an example of amplified complaining where the complaints masquerade as answers. This is an altogether higher level of complaining.:thumbsup::-D
#38
chesso
This is an example of hopeless complaining. Why do we have to put up with inadequate complainers???



I've got to complain that I'm totally hopeless at complaining.. I hope this complaint is taken seriously and put on the top of the urgent pile in the complaint tray... If this is not I will have no alternative but to complain....
#39
http://asnailpace.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/complaint-department-grenade.jpg
#40
http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/complaint_department.jpg

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