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Confession

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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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A retired Italian wine maker went to the village church to make
his confession for the first time in many decades.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said,
Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and
asked me to hide her from the enemy. I hid her in my attic.

The priest replied, That was a wonderful thing you did, my son!
You have no need to confess it.

Its worse than that, Father, he continued. She quickly started to
repay me with sexual favours.

People in wartime sometimes act in ways they wouldnt under normal
conditions. If you are truly sorry for your actions, you are
forgiven.

Thank you, Father. Thats a great load off my mind.
May I ask a question ?

What, my son?

Should I tell her the war is over?
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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#1
For his birthday, little Paulie asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
£180,000 & your mother just lost her job.
There’s no way we can afford it.”

The next day the father saw little Paulie heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, “Son, where are you going?”

Little Paulie told him, “I was walking past your room last night heard
you telling Mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too.
And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by
myself with a £180,000 mortgage & no bike!”
#2
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#3
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#4
snowtiger
For his birthday, little Paulie asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
£180,000 & your mother just lost her job.
There’s no way we can afford it.”

The next day the father saw little Paulie heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, “Son, where are you going?”

Little Paulie told him, “I was walking past your room last night heard
you telling Mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too.
And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by
myself with a £180,000 mortgage & no bike!”


Lol thats a good one :thumbsup:
#5
hahah, i love your jokes!!!
#6
jcaho7;2756991
hahah, i love your jokes!!!

I love your Ha Ha Ha's :-D:p
#7
:giggle:

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