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nlambert Avatar
7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
An Irish man went to confession in St.
Patrick's Catholic Church..
'Father', he confessed, 'it has been
one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie
Green twice last month.'

The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven.
Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'

Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the
confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my
last confession.. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a
week for the past two months.'

This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this
Nookie Green?'

'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the
sinner replied.

'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say
ten Hail Mary's.;

At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to
deliver the sermon, a tall,

voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman
entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church
fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat
down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and
very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green

The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in
the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs
spread slightly apart, but just enough to realize she
wasn't wearing any underwear.

The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered,
'Is that Nookie Green?'

The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his
ears but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think
it's just a reflection from her shoes'
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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago

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