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Confessions...

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6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
Is there anyone needing to confess their sins? Done something you shouldn't have and is it weighing on you mind? Here is the place to do it! Lift the weight off your shoulders in (relative) anonymity and give us all a laugh in the process!
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6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
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banned#1
Have you got any secrets?

I know where you live :p
#2
DLM
Have you got any secrets?

I know where you live :p


That is a scary thought!!
#3
whatsThePoint
I'd like to confess i am reading posts on here at gone midnight as i have nothing better to do


Haha! I know how you feel!!!
suspended#4
I'd like to confess that i think this woman is the hottest in the world

http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/we-love-telly/assets_c/2009/04/susan-boyle-pic-itv-150409-thumb-450x324.jpg






[SIZE="1"]Oh wait...this isn't the joke confession thread?[/SIZE]
banned#5
ei8hty5ive
That is a scary thought!!


I am not that scary honest :p
#6
DLM
I am not that scary honest :p


Matter of opinion............:whistling: :-D
banned#7
deek72
Matter of opinion............:whistling: :-D


That's it your on ignore again (tongue out)
#8
um...I once (when i was a teenage love fool!) called my friends (ex) girlfriend and asked her for a date only 3 DAYS after they had broke up!! In hindsight, that may have been a little bit soon...If you are reading this Wayne, I'm sorry...And she said no, the cow...!
[mod]#9
My name is not Andy
#10
andywedge
My name is not Andy


What?!!! :?

The whole of HUKD misc is in shock right now...!
banned#11
ei8hty5ive
um...I once (when i was a teenage love fool!) called my friends (ex) girlfriend and asked her for a date only 3 DAYS after they had broke up!! In hindsight, that may have been a little bit soon...If you are reading this Wayne, I'm sorry...And she said no, the cow...!


You nasty piece of work (tongue out)
suspended#12
andywedge
My name is not Andy


*Gasps*

"I'm going to alert the Hamster population at once, it's an outrage!"




*5 minutes later*



http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-gasp-hamster.jpg

Multiplied by 30 million.
#13
DLM
You nasty piece of work (tongue out)


Firstly they had officially broken up and secondly he was more of a mates mate and thirdly, damn she was hot!! So that made it ok in my head at the time...Alls fair in love and war...
#14
I confess to almighty God,
and to you,
my brothers and sisters,
that I have sinned through my own fault,
in my thoughts and in my words,
in what I have done,
and in what I have failed to do;
and I ask blessed Mary,
ever virgin,
all the angels and saints,
and you,
my brothers and sisters,
to pray for me to the Lord our God.
#15
I once killed a man















Joking
#16
Tony B writes, Forgive me for I have sinned, I have to confess to getting into bed with G Bush and making up stories about WMD's...Oh and I think my wife is funny looking too. Please forgive me.
#17
DarkKnight
*Gasps*

"I'm going to alert the Hamster population at once, it's an outrage!"




*5 minutes later*



http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-gasp-hamster.jpg

Big lol!! :lol:
Multiplied by 30 million.
[mod]#18
It is a derivative of Andy though; and its what people generally call me
My name is Ανδρέας (hope Greek works on HUKD) pronounced Andras or Andros; I prefer Andras; it means "manly" BTW
#19
shauneco
I once killed a man















Joking


Lead































balloon.
#20
deek72
Lead































balloon.


A bit like this thread!! Is no-one willing to confess!?! Pah!
[mod]#21
I aint confessing anything bad
But I've been on Talk sport (regularly) as the Man City "official fan" and I've commentated on a City match on Sky sports. And they pay me for it. LOL
suspended#22
andywedge
I aint confessing anything bad
But I've been on Talk sport (regularly) as the Man City "official fan" and I've commentated on a City match on Sky sports. And they pay me for it. LOL


How did they understand you? You talk in squeaks. :)
#23
andywedge
I aint confessing anything bad
But I've been on Talk sport (regularly) as the Man City "official fan" and I've commentated on a City match on Sky sports. And they pay me for it. LOL


Man City fan?!!! You poor sod! I thought you said you weren't going to confess anything bad!! :thumbsup::-D
#24
starsparkle2311
I've got LOADS of confessions, on behalf of 'friends' of course, where do I start?


Anywhere you like!! Spill the beans Sparkles!!
[mod]#25
DarkKnight
How did they understand you? You talk in squeaks. :)

Universal translator
ei8hty5ive
Man City fan?!!! You poor sod! I thought you said you weren't going to confess anything bad!! :thumbsup::-D

Yaaaa booooo CITY CITY
banned#26
andywedge
My name is not Andy


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw
#27
What a let down.
#28
angelfairee
What a let down.


;-)
[mod]#29


I NEVER tire of that ;-)
#30
DarkKnight
*Gasps*

"I'm going to alert the Hamster population at once, it's an outrage!"




*5 minutes later*



http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-gasp-hamster.jpg

Multiplied by 30 million.



Not a hamster i'm afraid. FAIL
#31
angelfairee
What a let down.


I get that a lot from girls...Sigh...;-)
suspended#32
Sebas111
Not a hamster i'm afraid. FAIL


I know it's not a hamster. But i couldn't find one with a hamster in it OK?:)
#33
ei8hty5ive
um...I once (when i was a teenage love fool!) called my friends (ex) girlfriend and asked her for a date only 3 DAYS after they had broke up!! In hindsight, that may have been a little bit soon...If you are reading this Wayne, I'm sorry...And she said no, the cow...!


I slept with an ex's best friend two hours after she chucked me....

Oh wait, I've just confessed now haven't I?! :w00t:
#34
ei8hty5ive
um...I once (when i was a teenage love fool!) called my friends (ex) girlfriend and asked her for a date only 3 DAYS after they had broke up!! In hindsight, that may have been a little bit soon...If you are reading this Wayne, I'm sorry...And she said no, the cow...!


Oh Jesus I went with a friends ex like a day later then heard they were still going out, opps, guess I sinned worse than you, she was wild though, must look her up, thanks for the reminder, I had a rash and it glowed like ET'S finger for a week, but would I do it all again? YES.

Infact I am proud, take my confession back, I went with a funny one and she gave me a glowing gear knob for a week, that it what life is all about :-D

On a serious note, we all done some silly stuff when we were younger, it made you who you are today.
#35
andywedge
It is a derivative of Andy though; and its what people generally call me
My name is Ανδρέας (hope Greek works on HUKD) pronounced Andras or Andros; I prefer Andras; it means "manly" BTW


Lol , we have a turkish guy working with us who is called Muffet...........everyone calls him Mike :)

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