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Confucius say

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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago

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loool very good skusey, got on of these emails b4
No pictures, but....

Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.

Man who go to bed with stiff problem wakes up with solution in hand.
man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
A closed mouth avoids the foot.
Man who sit on tack get point!

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.

Man standing on toilet is high on pot.

Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly

Virginity like bubble, one pri** all gone.

Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
Those who quote me are fools.

Confucius say too damn much.
lol love them :)

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